Poll: You end up in bed with Scarlet Johansen, but...

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LittleChone

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Nah, just kidding!

I've never been that much of Scarlet Fanatic myself, so her having a penis probably wouldn't effect my as much. However, that also means I might not have sex with her, simply because I'm not so crazy about her as some people.
 

Bara_no_Hime

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funguy2121 said:
Hey OP! You said you'd answer the question yourself once we were a few posts in. Now, four pages later, I can't see your answer anywhere. I'm curious - what would you do?

And before anyone asks, my answer is back on page 2.
 

The Rockerfly

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Turn the lights off
Do anal
Take a picture after and ruin her (his) career. For profit of course
Oh and I wouldn't even cuddle or accept her (his?) phone calls

EDIT: I'm saying it would ruin their career because I am 99% certain she is famous for being a goddess of a woman. Also I don't know which gender it is, sorry but if anyone would tell me I would greatly appreciate it. Otherwise I am well aware I sound a bit insensitive.
 

Jewrean

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lol I answered before reading the whole post. That image was placed there... deliberately... PURPOSE-fully... :p
 

Ulixes Dimon

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funguy2121 said:
A juvenile whim hit me and I decided to pose this question.

You meet Scarlet Johansen. She's totally into you. This can be a romantic encounter or a purely sexual one - for the purposes of this conversation, it doesn't matter. But she's amazing, gorgeous, and totally real. You end up hitting it off with her so well that the two of you end up in bed together. . .



..and you discover that she has a penis. What do you do?

Some disclaimers:

This is not a sounding board for homophobia (or whatever title you give to a rough equivalent for transgendered people).

If you're not into Scarlet, you can substitute Kate Winslet or whomever you find to be extremely attractive. I chose her because I personally find her to be gorgeous, and because apparently quite a few people agree with me.

I'm going to hold off giving my answer until I get a few posts. I want to get the ball rolling on the conversation without coloring it with my own opinions. Some of you may find this to be a ***** move, I know, but I'm doing it :p

Check the poll for specifics, if you wish. Hope I didn't ruin anyone's fantasy!

Edit: I forgot something. It should go without saying, but this question is for everyone who's interested in sounding off, so you don't have to be male or heterosexual to answer.
Wait...does she have both organs or just a penis?
 

Magicman10893

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Brentpool said:
The point is, you don't need to mention the dick thing, if you say "I totally banged Scarlet Johansen" you are a god amongst men in the eyes of your friends and every dude you meet for the rest of your life.
...Until the big secret gets revealed to the public Lady GaGa style.
 

Aisaku

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It wouldn't be a problem. Sure, there would be some talking, some explaining but in the end we'd still hit it off.

What's more interesting is how the OP came up with this hypothetical. You know how people say that stories so bizarre to be believed are probably true?
 

funguy2121

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Bara_no_Hime said:
funguy2121 said:
Hey OP! You said you'd answer the question yourself once we were a few posts in. Now, four pages later, I can't see your answer anywhere. I'm curious - what would you do?

And before anyone asks, my answer is back on page 2.
Go for it.
 

funguy2121

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Jewrean said:
lol I answered before reading the whole post. That image was placed there... deliberately... PURPOSE-fully... :p
Which means your also sitting there...deliberately...PURPOSE-fully...:p
 

Tahmoh

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if she had both parts then i wouldnt care if she were a hermaphrodite or something else its bloody scarlet johansen! :) obviously if theres no lady parts then i'd have to think about it abit more but probably not for long...
 

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arragonder said:
emeraldrafael said:
arragonder said:
emeraldrafael said:
Oh yes, I knew exactly where this was going right fromt he title.

... but yeah, I would. If it honestly bothers youm just take her from behind and dont make eye contact with it and you'll be fine (speaking from experience).
you sir must be winning
What do you mean? its not like its soemthing you get a medal for.
sorry, bad crazy person reference XD (the crazy person being that guy from two and a half men)
Oh, no, thats my fault. I dont follow Charlie Sheen news much.
 

Vonnis

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Roll with it. She still has a butt. Hope she's not expecting a reach-around or anything though.
 

Jewrean

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funguy2121 said:
Jewrean said:
lol I answered before reading the whole post. That image was placed there... deliberately... PURPOSE-fully... :p
Which means your also sitting there...deliberately...PURPOSE-fully...:p
Here, you get a virtual cookie for understanding the reference. :)
 

funguy2121

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Jewrean said:
funguy2121 said:
Jewrean said:
lol I answered before reading the whole post. That image was placed there... deliberately... PURPOSE-fully... :p
Which means your also sitting there...deliberately...PURPOSE-fully...:p
Here, you get a virtual cookie for understanding the reference. :)
Hell, Hugo Weaving is the only reason I'll be seeing Captain America in theaters.