Poll: You find a mysterious floating box

[Spearmaster]

You find a mysterious box floating on its own for no apparent reason, it has a switch, a knob and a button. What do you do?

 

[Kae]

Can't I do all 3?
I'm curious by nature, so I'd try all 3, maybe press the button and flip the switch and press the button at the same time, well I don't know what I'd do but I'd definitely try something.

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

I would use the one that looked to make the most noise or have the most entertaining physical feedback (I assume this would be the knob). Then I would use the others. Then I would repeatedly use the one I found to be the most fun.

 

[BathorysGraveland]

I'd leave it the fuck alone. If it's really as mysterious as you say it is, then I don't want to risk anything by tampering with it.

 

[Nouw]

Run the fuck away. If Hellraiser has taught me anything, it's to keep away from mysterious boxes. Granted it was more of a cube but still.

 

[Spearmaster]

Can't I do all 3?
I'm curious by nature, so I'd try all 3, maybe press the button and flip the switch and press the button at the same time, well I don't know what I'd do but I'd definitely try something.

I'm just wondering which would be the first choice

 

[newfoundsky]

=_= What's your angle, SPEARMASTER?!

 

[Keoul]

Leave it the hell alone, If the internet has taught me anything it's not to press strange buttons. Wait no I take that back, I'd watch and wait for someone to press it first and see what happens.

 

[Spearmaster]

=_= What's your angle, SPEARMASTER?!

No angle just curiosity, personally I would flip the switch.

 

[Kae]

Can't I do all 3?
I'm curious by nature, so I'd try all 3, maybe press the button and flip the switch and press the button at the same time, well I don't know what I'd do but I'd definitely try something.

I'm just wondering which would be the first choice

: /
I don't know, I'd have to see it to choose, I don't feel partial to any of the mechanisms, so I'd probably choose at random.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

I'd slap the box. Not the button, mind you, just slap the box.

 

[Launcelot111]

I'd try to find a way to get a saddle on the box and use it as a flying car or something. We can't let this hover technology go to waste

 

[dumbseizure]

I would fuck around with that thing until the world explodes or the box starts spewing gold.

 

[lRookiel]

The button, it's shiny.

PRESS IT! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

The button, it's shiny.

PRESS IT! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!

Damn you, sir! I know what the bloody things do but I can never resist a red button!

EDIT - Also, they appear not to be working. The second my screen refreshed usual service was restored. Hah! I am immune to your attempts at sabotage!

 

[lRookiel]

Damn you, sir! I know what the bloody things do but I can never resist a red button!

EDIT - Also, they appear not to be working. The second my screen refreshed usual service was restored. Hah! I am immune to your attempts at sabotage!

It's just an innocent button, go ahead and press it what is the worst that could happen

>.>

<.<

 

[MrFalconfly]

Leave it alone.

What if it blows up when I touch it?

 

[Ganath]

This reminds me of Cabin in the woods.. there's only one thing to do.

I...

...Use the sea conch.