Poll: You get to fight either a Vampire, Werewolf or a horde of zombies
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How 'bout kittens.
Where's the choice that states I can fight against a hoarde of kittens or lolli pop ladies. Why does it always have to be zombies or werewolves or those sparkly things from a certain authors alleged horror series...why...WHY!!!
It's not like I'm complaining or anything but silver is expensive, my chainsaw has run out of petrol and I really wanted to eat Italian tonight!
Where's the choice that states I can fight against a hoarde of kittens or lolli pop ladies. Why does it always have to be zombies or werewolves or those sparkly things from a certain authors alleged horror series...why...WHY!!!
It's not like I'm complaining or anything but silver is expensive, my chainsaw has run out of petrol and I really wanted to eat Italian tonight!
I'd say zombies... but only because even if I lost to them I'd turn into a zombie...
Win/Win situation there!
Win/Win situation there!
I'd pick vampires but for a nagging feeling that they'd turn out to be the current pop-culture whiny manchild kind and not the awesome turn-to-dust-when-staked Buffyverse style. Therefore, my vote goes to Zombies. I'd finally get to make use of that cricket bat in my car's trunk...
Probably a vampire, because all you have to do is put your fingers or a pair of nearby sticks into the shape of a cross and your all set. That or just carry around a clove of garlic. Or stick to sunlight. I dont think they can pass over flowing water either, to be honest vampires are a bit shit, arnt they?
Vampires seem like the most interesting prey, but I like zeds too. I don't think there's a whole lot of modern fiction about werewolves, so it's a hard comparison, but I'd rather fight a more humanly predictable enemy (like a vamp) or a slow, easy to target enemy (like a bunch of zeds).
Slow zombies, hell yeah. Only thing that would give me a decent chance at survival.
And still, even if vampires have many "counters" they are still silly strong.
And werewolves... well, they're hairy and remind me too much of myself.
And still, even if vampires have many "counters" they are still silly strong.
And werewolves... well, they're hairy and remind me too much of myself.
What is it with vampires, werewolves and zombies? I'm bored of all three of these mythical creatures. From now on I'm choosing dragon. Yes - I'd rather fight a dragon, be a dragon, and have a weird love-triangle with dragons.
I would have to go with Werewolf.
Vampires can fucking fly, hypnotize you, have super strength, etc. Not a great chance of survival.
Zombies, well, I suppose it depends on the size of the horde. However you get bit by one, and even if you kill them all, you still lose. Plus, really bad smell.
A Werewolf seems the best chance to survive.
They are generally portrayed as being far more vulnerable to silver than vampires are to any of their weaknesses.
They can be outsmarted because their instinct takes over. Also, you have to survive for the least amount of time. While a vampire is likely to escape at sunrise and live to hunt you another day, zombie can keep going for fucking ever, a werewolf is completely vulnerable to attack. Moreover, just because vampires sleep during the day and have to avoid the sun doesn't mean they lose their power and you'd be able to easily stake them, werewolves on the other are generally unconscious after transforming back to human.
Vampires can fucking fly, hypnotize you, have super strength, etc. Not a great chance of survival.
Zombies, well, I suppose it depends on the size of the horde. However you get bit by one, and even if you kill them all, you still lose. Plus, really bad smell.
A Werewolf seems the best chance to survive.
They are generally portrayed as being far more vulnerable to silver than vampires are to any of their weaknesses.
They can be outsmarted because their instinct takes over. Also, you have to survive for the least amount of time. While a vampire is likely to escape at sunrise and live to hunt you another day, zombie can keep going for fucking ever, a werewolf is completely vulnerable to attack. Moreover, just because vampires sleep during the day and have to avoid the sun doesn't mean they lose their power and you'd be able to easily stake them, werewolves on the other are generally unconscious after transforming back to human.
Surprised by the number of zombie responses.
But then, if you think to hard about this sort of thing, you inevitably overthink it. Like, I pick vampire because a horde of zombies could easily go and end the world, whereas a vampire would have more restraint (all this assuming you lost, which you probably would).
So I picked vampire. But a straight up fight, no consequences... nah, still vampire. I don't want to be eaten by a rotting corpse.
But then, if you think to hard about this sort of thing, you inevitably overthink it. Like, I pick vampire because a horde of zombies could easily go and end the world, whereas a vampire would have more restraint (all this assuming you lost, which you probably would).
So I picked vampire. But a straight up fight, no consequences... nah, still vampire. I don't want to be eaten by a rotting corpse.
I'd say zombies, not out of any preference for zombies but rather that's the fight I know I could win. A werewolf is just raw power, so in the dark in it's own territory, I don't fancy my chances, it'd be like fighting a bear(a really fast invulnerable bear). A vampire would be much more in my league in terms of power but they are much more inclined towards mindfuckery, so i'd be have to rely on my strength of mind which would be difficult to manage while having to fight at the same time. The chances are a lot better but still not good. Zombies on the other hand are relatively easy, as long as there are fewer then 200 of them I think I could manage even without a fire arm.
I saying zombies since film predict vampire and werewolf (and ignoring twilight vampire and zombies) having super strength, speed and can kill us within a second, zombies are still slow and dim-witted unless they are the fast one. Either zombie I would probably survive against a horde of zombies more then the other two.
Zombies, I'll just lock my door and wait for them to just rot which probably won't take too long given that its dead meat walking around plus this: http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html cracked article assures me that zombies wont be much of a threat.
