Poll: You get to fight either a Vampire, Werewolf or a horde of zombies

[TetrisLing]

Wait, seriously? People think vampires are easy to kill? Have we not read Dracula lately? Let's review some demonstrated powers of Bram Stoker's original, eh?

1) Mind Control.
2) Turning into a wolf (or a bat, or mist).
3) Controlling animals.
4) Extraordinary strength.
5) The ability to climb vertical surfaces.
6) Controlling the FUCKING WEATHER.
7) Turning your girlfriend into a vampire.

So forgive me if I don't call this an easy fight.

Werewolf or zombie horde, I could go either way. But vampires are tough motherfuckers.

 

[dlsevern]

horde of zombies, much easier to destroy.

 

[Redingold]

Vampires can't enter a place uninvited, traditionally.

They can't cross running water, either, and sunlight, garlic, lemons and holy symbols are all effective weapons.

A stake through the heart works, so long as you decapitate them and place the head between their legs or behind their buttocks.

And of course, you can defeat them by stealing their sock, or filling their mouth with poppy seeds or sand.

I'm going with vampires.