Poll: You know you would love it if...

[takensoulhiro2]

It would be nice to have the portal but better to have the dagger. You could not lose at video games, sports, or any games requiring skill (i.e. games not left up to random chance) because you could just rewind time and know where they are. Also, infinte attempts at things means you would win the lottery any time you wanted.

 

[Hurr Durr Derp]

Dagger of Time, hell yeah. The potential for abuse is limitless.

 

[armaina]

I still think the super charged gravity gun is the most amazing of all things. Okay the portal gun is pretty rad, but misuse could cause your accidental death. At least with the gravity gun you wouldn't be in danger of killing yourself with it.

 

[Kragg]

I still think the super charged gravity gun is the most amazing of all things. Okay the portal gun is pretty rad, but misuse could cause your accidental death. At least with the gravity gun you wouldn't be in danger of killing yourself with it.

yeah cause making gravity have no effect on you by accident is totally safe

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

I pick super sneakers. I want to be the first man to win the Indy 500 without a car.

 

[armaina]

yeah cause making gravity have no effect on you by accident is totally safe

It's not like doing such a thing would be easy since, you're behind the gun. It is far more likely that someone would misjudge a fall or propel themselves too fast with a portal gun, than it would be for someone to make something fall on themselves with a gravity gun. If you point the gravity gun at yourself, well then that's your own fault.

 

[cptn ricardo]

The portal device, for swift, convenient transport from my house to college. Unless I accidentally trigger another portal.

 

[hannan4mitch]

Hmmm...
I'd rather have a jetpack.

 

[Marik2]

Hidden Blade from Assassin's Creed 2 would be last on my list, because I've already made one. I've already done my first prototype for it, meaning that next step is just prettying it up. It's actually pretty cool.

Whoa, you mean with a poison needle and hidden pistol too?

I've got some drafts for the needle, but the gun's a bit over the top for me. And I don't think I have the proper tools to make the barrel.

Oddly enough, it does actually take some tinkering to stop the blade from slicing your ring finger off when it comes out, so I think I've got the right design... if that's a good thing.

Dude if you got real working dual hidden blades; then consider me your number one customer.

 

[Me55enger]

Sex.

I know I would love it if...

 

[Niracas]

Abyssal Armor, Chaos Eater (Slap War's Glory in that *****!), and Ruin. The only three things i'd honestly want. I think i'll ask for them for Christmas.

 

[Piorn]

Dagger of Time, given that it will not turn everyone into sand demons. No need to explain, time rewinding is awesome.

 

[Coranico]

The watch Bart and Milhouse use to stop time in a treehouse of horror episode of the Simpsons.

Any man alive cannot be trusted with the ability to stop time (same principal as invisibility.)

Now yes i know the dagger of time would do the same job and more, but stopping time won't do me any good if i accidently stab myself in the face now will it?

 

[UtopiaV1]

Dagger, obviously. Any sort of quicksave/load feature in life would be great.

Where's the spawn-gun out of Garry's Mod though?!?!?! I demand it be added to the poll!!!

 

[Ironic Pirate]

The grappling hook and parachute. Why? JUST CAUSE!

Probably the AC hidden blade. Because it's really, really cool. And an awesome party trick.

Until all your friends are dead/have caught.

"Hey Jim, look what I can do!"

"Get the fuck away from me, I..." *dies*

 

[Mr. Gency]

Dagger of time would be pretty cool. Someone pisses me off, just beat the crap outta them and go back to right after they piss you off. Anger vented, no worries.

Hidden Blade from Assassin's Creed 2 would be last on my list, because I've already made one. I've already done my first prototype for it, meaning that next step is just prettying it up. It's actually pretty cool.

Well damn. I was gonna post a video someone made with a hidden blade.

On a less related note, does your hidden blade look like this?

 

[NoblePhilistineFox]

keyblade, the perfect murder weapon.
"oh, I he seems to have been violently stabbed by a train in the shape of a key"
(btw, thats "monochrome" for you Kingdom Hearts nerds)

 

[Quad08]

Dagger of Time.

Its a sweet dagger and you get to control TIME ITSELF!