Poll: You now have your own Death Note...

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zombiejoe

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Akalabeth said:
Burn it. And then burn the DVD collection of Death Note, one of the most boring cartoons I've ever seen.
Yeah! We can be burn buddies!

But I actually did like the manga, and the show was ok.

:)
 

Shining_Pyrelight

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Test it out, if it works I would begin killing people...lots of bad people.

Once all the bad people were gone (enough to where I'd be satisfied at least), I'd seduce older rich people close to death, get them to change their wills and leave all their money to me then I'd write their name in the Death Note...Actually, I could just write in the Death Note "Leave all money to ______ and die of a heart attack 3 hours later". I don't really want to seduce an old person. And if anyone questioned the will, BAM, walks into traffic :D

Then I'd seduce my Shinigami and get them to give up their lives for me. I wanna live a long time with that kinda power and money.

Basically, I'd be a self-righteous Anna Nicole Smith without the drugs...and a guy.
 
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oh believe me, there would be quite a few dictators around the world that would be getting a lovely visit from my book..it would be long painful and public deaths for them, and i would make sure it scared the shit out of all of their followers in the process or more deaths would follow.


but besides that, not really..i don't generally wish ill upon people, hell i would do nice deaths for people i know nearing their end, i'd have them die fat and happy rather than alone and at their own natural time..
 

Lilani

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Having seen Death Note, I think the safest thing to do would be to destroy it or give it back.
 

Reincarnatedwolfgod

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i have never watched death note before so how the hell does a book kill anything beyond illiteracy. but what ever i am going not even acknowledged the existence of the rules; so i choose not to to kill no one by bash some ones skull with the book because killing is wrong

out of all realism i would make it my doodling book since the rules sound ridiculous
 

crudus

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I would kill people as I saw fit. Most of the time it would be that fucking asshat who just cut me off on I-65, I mean what the hell you fucker?!

cairocat said:
Take over everything. Ever. If you really want I can email you the elaborate as hell what-if document I have in my laptop on what I'd do in this exact scenario.
Oh good. I am not the only one with one of those. Send it to me. It would be a shame for that work to go to waste.
 

Zerazar

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First idea: Use it to murder in some kind of "selfdefense".
Second idea. Use it for some really rather morbid sex.
Third, last and best idea: Use it to earn a whole damn lot of money and live happily ever after.
 

Kingsman

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On one hand, no man should ever have that much power.

On the other hand, this is more power than anyone else has had or will ever have, ever.

Hmm... I would stow it away. Just in case. Maybe write the name of the next dictator that begins a mass murder of his people.

Ghadafi would be exempt, merely by virtue of him never having given a single spelling of his name, which means six times falsely = exemption.
 

AgDr_ODST

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first things first why the bloody hell would I hand it over to the goverment? Of course Im not doing that!!
That all said I think that first off I'd dream up the perfect elaborate/ironic/justice serving death for the adults in the Westboro Baptist Cult on another page in a different book! then I'd right it down in the Death Note, and turn the channel to Fox News and see if they die Live on TV as I've written that they would/should in the book! And if this works, I'd cackle maniacally(or squee with joy) before writing down some more names(goodbye and good riddance to ACLU leaders, evil world leaders, and maybe one person that may not be evil that I just don't like)
 

DanielDeFig

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I wouldn't take it seriously, and IF i ended up testing it (to find out it works), i'd destroy it immediately afterwards.

EightGaugeHippo said:
See what happens if I draw a cock and balls in it.
Forum win. (I've always wondered what doodling on the death note results in)
 

Twilight_guy

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Destroy it, no one should ever have that kind of power. Bonus If its just some kid's DeathNote collectible! (I kid, I kid).
 

HentMas

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weeeell

idunno... i know i´m a fairly normal guy that fears death, but i would keep it untill something came up, thinking "i might never need it".

but the first momment i got drunk i would probably kill halve the people i know (for those are the ones that had made my life misserable)

then, after realising what i have done, i would start killing bad guys to atone from my sins

i would desend in a spiral of hate and corruption untill i decided to put my oun name in the book.
 

MasterChief892039

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I'm not familiar with the anime and therefore the rules of such books, but is it possible to wipe out entire groups of people? I'm not talking races here, I mean like, for example, rapists.
 

Atheist.

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Kill everyone I dislike, and use it to gain a ton of money. Probably get bored being ultra rich after a while, so I'd try and create a new world. Of course I'd use trusted friends to be the figurehead of my power, so nobody knows my true identity. Something like that, anyways.
 

Glaive_21842

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The user of a deathnote cannot go to heaven, no matter who they kill. Since this would confirm the existence of an afterlife, there'd be no fucking way I'd damn my soul like that! Not worth it.
 

ManInRed

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Upon seeing rule: "If the Death Note is burned or destroyed, all who have touched it will die." I'd probably hesitate destroying it. Then I would hide it, until Ryuk showed up to taunt me. At which point I start believing it might be real. We'd eat some apples, and discuss the universe. Maybe Ryuk would find me interesting enough not to kill me.

I cannot justify murder. And purging the sinful, please... anyone who thinks you should eliminate those who have sin has no idea what the concept of sin means. Salvation comes from the freedom to forgive and choose to stop sinning, not oppression to acquire safety. To add the words of another man in red:

"People who sin say this: They had to, to survive. People who sin say this: It's too late now to stop. The shadow called sin dogs them steadily from behind, silently, without a word. Remorse and agony are repeated, only to end up at despair in the end. But the sinners just don't know that if they only turn around there's a light there, a light that shines on them ever so warmly, a light that will never fade."
 

WaderiAAA

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Tough call. I could use the book to kill off terrorists and dictators, but I'm a bit afraid I would slowly start killing more and more people until it got way out of hand. Probably safer to just hide it indefinitely - although that would leave the risk that someone suddenly find it centuries from now.