Poll: You walk down the street and meet George Lucas...

[psychodynamica]

I would shake his hand for pretty much inventing Sci-Fi, and then congratulate him for making one of the most successful, fun, interesting and generally awesome movie series of all time. telling him he made the new ones were made differently and were thus worse sounds pretty stupid to me, the new ones were awesome, the old ones were awesome. Congratulations are awarded.

 

[bakan]

If I don't have to fear that he will report me I would hit him for what he did to Star Wars and Indiana Jones and especially for the changes to older movies

 

[TheIronRuler]

Probably walk past him, I don't know what he looks like.
What? I didn't like his films. Don't look at me like that.

heh i liked starwars and yet i dont know what he looks like, best representation i can imagine is from the southpark parodies of him

Yeah, squeal little piggy, sequel. I know what you're referring to.

 

[Aetera]

I just call him george lucas now. He is not worthy of being a proper noun.

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

Shake his hand for Indiana Jones 1-3 and then punch him in the gut for the fourth.

 

[Squilookle]

I'd tell him I loved him in Beverly Hills Cop III.

 

[Strazdas]

Thank him for the prequels.

 

[ThyReaper]

It's George fucking Lucas, no matter what shambles he has done, it's George fucking Lucas. I'll shake his hand a wish him a great day.

 

[Juicebox52]

I don't give a damn what everyone says. I love all six Star wars movies. I can't think of one complaint about any of the movies. I own them all on Dvds and have seen them hundreds of times. I even think Clone wars is really cool.

 

[SpaceBat]

To the 161 guys that chose the "Hit him in the stomach" option: You are not being funny.
Anyway, I'd probably just ignore the guy. Or at least greet him. He did make three great movies.

 

[Popadoo]

I voted ''Hit him in the stomach''
WHY'D YOU HAVE TO DO THAT TO INDY? WWHHYY??!!

 

[thespyisdead]

i'd shake his hand while having a glove on and holding dogshit

 

[M-E-D The Poet]

rip him a new spine

 

[Snotnarok]

shack his hand he made star wars, he made star wars, fucking star wars. lightsabers, kotor and ewoks. he made them. so he deserve my respect

Actually it seems like he had very little to do with episode 4 and 5 and he stepped in during 6....Ewoks, that's where they came from.

what the hell are you smoking. He wrote and directed 4. How is that barely involved? Revisionist history FTW

Correction it was 5 he had less involvement in. And episode 6 he came in and rewrote because he wanted to sell action figures and "A dead Han does not sell action figures". My mistake.

 

[Exterminas]

Maybe I should have included an option. "Shake his hand, thank him and then punch his stomach."

 

[ACman]

Kidnap him and force him to watch the Red Letter Media reviews over and over Clockwork Orange style.

Don't forget the eye clamps.

What's wrong with your fac?.... Oh sorry I did that. Here, have some more eyedrops Mister Lucas, we've got a lot of stuff to get through.