Poll: Your Bacon and the Escapist are drowning. Which do you save?

[Basement Cat]

Yep, the Drowning threads are back thanks to this guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Froggy%20Slayer]. I think it's best to get it out of our systems quickly and early in the year.

We've all been here, but the steaks stakes have never been so HIGH!!!

It's your Bacon or the Escapist.

P.S. Indeed, the Mayans were just a bit early, weren't they?

 

[General Twinkletoes]

Escapist. I don't like bacon all that much.
[sub][sub] god I hope these threads don't make a comeback[/sub][/sub]

 

[Screamarie]

I...I love my bacon but....the Escapist just has more value to the world. I know, I know, blasphemy to the Bacon Lord but...it is a sacrifice that must be made. Boo hoo, boo hoo.

 

[Kae]

Bacon is good and all but without the escapist I'm going to get a little lonely, I mean it's not like I have any friends outside this site...
[sup][sup]Only one, I know one friend in real life, that's it.[/sup][/sup]

 

[AstylahAthrys]

The Escapist, since bacon has this tendency to make me sick after eating it. It's all the grease, you see. I'm more of a breakfast sausage kind of person.

... I really want a nice breakfast now, with sausage and eggs and pancakes and all that jazz.

 

[lechat]

i figure i can go for the bacon first then save the escapist. i then give the bacon to the escapist to hold while i rescue them both
if the escapist is tempted in any way to eat the bacon then i promptly let him drown and save the bacon

 

[Scarim Coral]

Dude this is not even a question, choosing to save a life or a piece of meat? Oh gee that is soooo hard! (*sarcasm*)
Like some people I don't like beacon and even if I wanted beacon there are plenty of ways to get it (well for now since I recalled there won't be as many in the future.)

 

[Brandon237]

"I'm planning on killing the next Poster who makes a Drowning Thread!"
This is, thanks to me, currently the leading choice on the poll. Tread very very carefully.

 

[Rawne1980]

I joined Brandon in the killing thing.

I mean it's a pretty obvious choice....

The Escapist is nice and all that jazz but it doesn't comfort me when I have a hangover like Bacon does.

Obvious choice is save the Bacon.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I hate you kids.

I hate you kids so much.

Back in my day, we'd lynch you if you repeated a thread like this.

 

[Quaxar]

Neither, I'd save the water!

Did I just break the poll?

 

[Froggy Slayer]

Yep, the Drowning threads are back thanks to this guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Froggy%20Slayer].

I know you guys love me really!

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

Fucking drowning threads. Fuck.
I'll return in a few days when this mess goes away again -_-''.
[sub]OT: Escapist. Vegetarian fo'lyf.[/sub]

 

[Hoplon]

Yep, the Drowning threads are back thanks to this guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Froggy%20Slayer]. I think it's best to get it out of our systems quickly and early in the year.

We've all been here, but the steaks stakes have never been so HIGH!!!

It's your Bacon or the Escapist.

P.S. Indeed, the Mayans were just a bit early, weren't they?

Why would I save either after going to all the trouble to arrange for them to drown?

 

[Sixcess]

The Escapist. I've never understood the bacon meme.

I imagine the mods are currently discussing the pros and cons of a "Drowning 2013 Purge."

 

[The Pumpkin Witch]

If I interpret "I save My Bacon" as saving "My own nicely sculpted ass" then you can be sure that the Escapist takes a rear seat to it!

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Holy Shit, Copper! When did your avatar start blinking?!?

That's creepy, man!

 

[JenSeven]

As a vegetarian, my vote goes to The Escapist.

Easiest choice I ever made.

 

[Berithil]

Why is this whole thing back?

Seriously?

I voted for murder. The drowning fad was slightly amusing the first time, but this seems like a tired attempt to bring it back.

Now I shall escape on my lifeboat.

 

[Taurus Vis]

I'm gonna kill the next person who tries to drown my bacon thread.

 

[Xan Krieger]

4. I'm planning on killing the next Poster who makes a Drowning Thread!

This thread is now about how you would go about such a thing.