Poll: Your Bacon and the Escapist are drowning. Which do you save?

[GameChanger]

umm, I know this is gonna sound like heresy, but I don't even like bacon.

So it's pretty obvious what my answer is gonna be.

Yep, the Drowning threads are back thanks to this guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Froggy%20Slayer]. I think it's best to get it out of our systems quickly and early in the year.

Meh, the mods will just ban everyone again, like they did last time.

Wow.

Wowowowowoowow.


What the fuck were the mods thinking?!


Also, on-topic: I would save the escapist because I can buy another bacon.

 

[Bvenged]

umm, I know this is gonna sound like heresy, but I don't even like bacon.

So it's pretty obvious what my answer is gonna be.

Yep, the Drowning threads are back thanks to this guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Froggy%20Slayer]. I think it's best to get it out of our systems quickly and early in the year.

Meh, the mods will just ban everyone again, like they did last time.

That was a funny thread.

I feel lost. Drowning threads? Is that a situation a lot of users find themselves in lately? Bacon can drown? I don't like bacon either. Much prefer steak or pork chops or chicken or lamb or any other meat substance but bacon.

Please, can someone point out where on this map I am. I really am lost in this topic:



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Bonus points if you reference the image URL. You get one free cookie, but I'm afraid it might be drowning.

 

[DrunkenMonkey]

Oh come on, I save the escapist from its watery death, then proceed to go to the nearest supermarket and buy replacement bacon for a job well done...

 

[Shinsei-J]

More drowning threads? Why not "Your Bacon and the Escapist are tied to an electric chair, choose who to save"

Electric chairs are not given enough credit!

I'd choose the Escapist, then the bacon would cook in the electric chair.

This plan of yours doesn't seem to fool proof.

 

[The Funslinger]

But then you US folk are a bunch of food troglodytes, so I can't blame you. ;D

Uh-huh?

By the way, when was the last time your fellow countryman Daystar praised 'Limey' food?

Every time someone brings up British food, he praises it

British food is the best food in the world. Doesn't have all the bullshit of other European food, and doesn't have the stupid ingredient limitations that saps all the flavour from US food.

 

[dmase]

Trick question pigs can swim so the bacon shall be swimming(probably circles around me). So i'd save the escapist, the bacon(pig) would follow me back and I would then promptly take it to the slaughter house.... the pig not the escapist, unless the escapist is made from tasty salty meat.

 

[Basement Cat]

By the way, when was the last time your fellow countryman Daystar praised 'Limey' food?

Every time someone brings up British food, he praises it

My bad. I realize now that I was thinking of Yahtzee.

British food is the best food in the world. Doesn't have all the bullshit of other European food, and doesn't have the stupid ingredient limitations that saps all the flavour from US food.

Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhhh...riiiiiiight......

Do you remember the Zero Punctuation episode where Yahtzee states "In heaven the food is Italian, the police are British.." etc

then he goes on:

"In hell the food is British..." etc.

Ring any bells?

 

[thesilentman]

I'm saving the Escapist. I like to stay vegetarian, thank you all.

Seriously, I'm a vegetarian.

 

[Basement Cat]

I feel lost. Drowning threads? Is that a situation a lot of users find themselves in lately? Bacon can drown? I don't like bacon either. Much prefer steak or pork chops or chicken or lamb or any other meat substance but bacon.

Please, can someone point out where on this map I am. I really am lost in this topic:

The others are referring to the following:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.386475-Poll-So-you-AND-your-pet-are-drowning#15407718

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.386375-Poll-You-are-drowning-and-a-pet-is-drowning-who-do-you-want-to-be-saved#15400524

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.386420-Poll-Your-mother-or-father-is-drowning-and-so-is-a-stranger#15403050

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.386512-Poll-Everyone-is-Drowning#15409286

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.386995-Poll-Meta-Drowning#15441850

And these are only SOME of the Drowning/Whirlpool threads that popped up. Someone recently ran a thread asking posters which threads they were most tired of seeing on the Escapist.

Drowning threads were among them.

THEN Froggy Slayer made a new one [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.398303-Poll-Your-pet-and-a-stranger-are-drowning?page=3] (that's currently on Page 3 of the Off Topic Forum and is sinking fast because it was locked) and started the fun all over again!

 

[Rose and Thorn]

I don't eat meat, so for me the choice is rather easy. Is bacon really that great? I never really loved it even when I DID eat meat. For me it was chicken that I missed the most.

 

[Ieyke]

I don't see why Americans would bother posting in this thread. They don't even have actual bacon in that country.

Oh, yeah?

Well what 'ferrinners' call bacon we AMERICANS call 'ham'.

^_^

American bacon is just gristle and fat.

THIS is bacon!

This is ham:

A moron could tell the difference!

But then you US folk are a bunch of food troglodytes, so I can't blame you. ;D

No, that's just another type of ham.
Bacon is something altogether more delicious.

THIS is bacon: https://www.google.com/search?q=bacon&hl=en&safe=off&tbo=d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=_ADyUKqyEsTS2QXXpIG4CQ&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAA&biw=1040&bih=580

 

[The Funslinger]

By the way, when was the last time your fellow countryman Daystar praised 'Limey' food?

Every time someone brings up British food, he praises it

My bad. I realize now that I was thinking of Yahtzee.

British food is the best food in the world. Doesn't have all the bullshit of other European food, and doesn't have the stupid ingredient limitations that saps all the flavour from US food.

Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhhh...riiiiiiight......

Do you remember the Zero Punctuation episode where Yahtzee states "In heaven the food is Italian, the police are British.." etc

then he goes on:

"In hell the food is British..." etc.

Ring any bells?

All I can say is he's been wrong before

 

[Basement Cat]

By the way, when was the last time your fellow countryman Daystar praised 'Limey' food?

Every time someone brings up British food, he praises it

My bad. I realize now that I was thinking of Yahtzee.

British food is the best food in the world. Doesn't have all the bullshit of other European food, and doesn't have the stupid ingredient limitations that saps all the flavour from US food.

Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhhh...riiiiiiight......

Do you remember the Zero Punctuation episode where Yahtzee states "In heaven the food is Italian, the police are British.." etc

then he goes on:

"In hell the food is British..." etc.

Ring any bells?

All I can say is he's been wrong before

Blasphemy! I'm shocked--truly SHOCKED that you don't have your fellow countryman's back on this!

[small]Especially when you know he's right. Yeah, I said it. [/small]

 

[Trivun]

I'd save the Escapist, of course. I can always buy more bacon, but there's only one Escapist...

 

[The Funslinger]

By the way, when was the last time your fellow countryman Daystar praised 'Limey' food?

Every time someone brings up British food, he praises it

My bad. I realize now that I was thinking of Yahtzee.

British food is the best food in the world. Doesn't have all the bullshit of other European food, and doesn't have the stupid ingredient limitations that saps all the flavour from US food.

Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhhh...riiiiiiight......

Do you remember the Zero Punctuation episode where Yahtzee states "In heaven the food is Italian, the police are British.." etc

then he goes on:

"In hell the food is British..." etc.

Ring any bells?

All I can say is he's been wrong before

Blasphemy! I'm shocked--truly SHOCKED that you don't have your fellow countryman's back on this!

[small]Especially when you know he's right. Yeah, I said it. [/small]

He expatriated to Australia. That makes him a traitor

Nothing in the world compares to roast lamb and Yorkshire Puddings in gravy with a little salt. British food fo lyfe.

 

[Snownine]

umm, I know this is gonna sound like heresy, but I don't even like bacon.

So it's pretty obvious what my answer is gonna be.

Yep, the Drowning threads are back thanks to this guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Froggy%20Slayer]. I think it's best to get it out of our systems quickly and early in the year.

Meh, the mods will just ban everyone again, like they did last time.

How are all those people banned? I still see most of them on here and that banning was months ago. Is it a joke?

 

[Adam Jensen_v1legacy]

Damn it, man. This is like Sophie's choice!

 

[Bvenged]

I feel lost. Drowning threads? Is that a situation a lot of users find themselves in lately? Bacon can drown? I don't like bacon either. Much prefer steak or pork chops or chicken or lamb or any other meat substance but bacon.

Please, can someone point out where on this map I am. I really am lost in this topic:

The others are referring to the following:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.386475-Poll-So-you-AND-your-pet-are-drowning#15407718

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.386375-Poll-You-are-drowning-and-a-pet-is-drowning-who-do-you-want-to-be-saved#15400524

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.386420-Poll-Your-mother-or-father-is-drowning-and-so-is-a-stranger#15403050

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.386512-Poll-Everyone-is-Drowning#15409286

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.386995-Poll-Meta-Drowning#15441850

And these are only SOME of the Drowning/Whirlpool threads that popped up. Someone recently ran a thread asking posters which threads they were most tired of seeing on the Escapist.

Drowning threads were among them.

THEN Froggy Slayer made a new one [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.398303-Poll-Your-pet-and-a-stranger-are-drowning?page=3] (that's currently on Page 3 of the Off Topic Forum and is sinking fast because it was locked) and started the fun all over again!

Ahhh, okay - thanks dude. Not often I actually miss a fad on the escapist, but this is one of them.

EDIT: Holy crap, they really were an epidemic of unimaginative threads. Where the hell was I when this happened? I was at my most active at that time...

 

[Texas Joker 52]

I'm going to have to go with Number Four.

To quote Tali: "I have a shotgun.".

But, joking aside, if I had to choose, I'd save the Escapist every time. I love this site. And I don't even eat bacon. Besides, you can always get more.