Poll: Your Excuse for Everything?

[HardRockSamurai]

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I was just wondering, do any of you guys have a single excuse for everything?
For example.

[small]Person #1: Why are you such an asshole?
Me: I'm french.
Person #2: That's his excuse for everything![/small]

Ok, so I'm not ENTIRELY french, but I still use it as an excuse for my smoking, alcoholism, adultery, and basically ever other mistake I make in my life, EVER.

So what's your excuse for everything?

[small]If you don't have one, feel free to make one up. It's fun.[/small]

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Person #1 What did I tell you about doing that?

Me: Look, I've told you before, I'm an idiot.

 

[Aardvark]

Because I fucking hate you.

Works great when people ask about my charitable donations and volunteer work.

 

[grimsprice]

because i can is the ultimate excuse.

why create scuba gear for a cat? because i can.
why light your christmas tree on fire? because i can... and so on and so forth.

 

[Krakyn]

I'm better than you. I'm allowed to .

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

Person: Hey! Why'd you do that?!
Me: Because Im fucking insane. *puts on scary smile*

Works every time.
Or I use my sleeping disorder as an excuse.

 

[latenightapplepie]

Because it's against my religion.

Funny, because I'm as secular as they come.

 

[Kabutos]

It's a sickness, yo.

 

[The_Echo]

"I dunno."

Usually infuriates the person I'm speaking to, though.

 

[Radeonx]

I was too lazy. Or because I'm insane. Whichever.

 

[Charli]

Not really, I like to vary up my excuse pile with enough distractions to make the person forget what they're accusing me of in the first place. That and I geniunely don't have one of those 'born into' excuses.

...I have used 'being british' once in my excuse where I screwed somthing up but wanted to play it off on a word (which I forget) which when pronounced the american way sounded like it wanted somthing different. Im annoyed I can't remember the word but it was pretty funny that I got away with that...

 

[Lynx]

"Because I felt like it."

 

[mdk31]

"I forgot".

 

[Insanum]

because i can is the ultimate excuse.

why create scuba gear for a cat? because i can.
why light your christmas tree on fire? because i can... and so on and so forth.

I do the same with "why not".

 

[Golden Gryphon]

I have a excuse (laziness) that covers just about everything I've ever messed up but when asked I usually just shrug and shut up.

 

[BardSeed]

Person 1: Hey, what are you doing?
Me: Look, a three headed monkey!

 

[grimsprice]

because i can is the ultimate excuse.

why create scuba gear for a cat? because i can.
why light your christmas tree on fire? because i can... and so on and so forth.

I do the same with "why not".

yeah lol. same general idea. pisses people of doesn't it?

 

[Insanum]

because i can is the ultimate excuse.

why create scuba gear for a cat? because i can.
why light your christmas tree on fire? because i can... and so on and so forth.

I do the same with "why not".

yeah lol. same general idea. pisses people of doesn't it?

Indeed it does. Sitting on the fence is fun to.

"what do you want to do today"
"meh, Dunno"
"err...."

Fun times!

 

[IamQ]

"I can do that because *colour of the nearest wall*"