Poll: Your Excuse for Everything?
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I like to mix it up.
"Trust me, I'm a doctor/police officer/organ donor/alcoholic/gypsy."
"Don't worry, I've done this plenty of times before in video games."
"Because it was funny."
"I refuse to answer on the grounds that I don't like you."
"Would you believe, spontaneous temporary insanity?"
"Tucker did it."
"Because I fucking can."
"I blame Jack Thompson."
"It seemed like a good idea at the time."
"I swear to Drunk I'm not God."
"Why do you hate your country?"
"You never specifically said I couldn't."
"Because shut up."
And my personal favorite, a sure-fire answer to someone asking "What are you doing?":
"Yes."
"Trust me, I'm a doctor/police officer/organ donor/alcoholic/gypsy."
"Don't worry, I've done this plenty of times before in video games."
"Because it was funny."
"I refuse to answer on the grounds that I don't like you."
"Would you believe, spontaneous temporary insanity?"
"Tucker did it."
"Because I fucking can."
"I blame Jack Thompson."
"It seemed like a good idea at the time."
"I swear to Drunk I'm not God."
"Why do you hate your country?"
"You never specifically said I couldn't."
"Because shut up."
And my personal favorite, a sure-fire answer to someone asking "What are you doing?":
"Yes."
I answer with another question
Example:
Il: Why did you do that?
Moi: Do what?
Il: Y'know throw that Soft ball at my head.
Moi: Throw what at who?
Also to how Questions I answer:
Magic!
Also For some questions I reply, "You tell me" or "I ain't saying nothing" or "Who want's to know" in my best Mobster Impression
Also to kill time I pull a bill cosby and go on & on with a pointless story, So yeah I guess I just do whatever I feel will Generate teh most lulz
Example:
Il: Why did you do that?
Moi: Do what?
Il: Y'know throw that Soft ball at my head.
Moi: Throw what at who?
Also to how Questions I answer:
Magic!
Also For some questions I reply, "You tell me" or "I ain't saying nothing" or "Who want's to know" in my best Mobster Impression
Also to kill time I pull a bill cosby and go on & on with a pointless story, So yeah I guess I just do whatever I feel will Generate teh most lulz
"I'm too white"
That gets me out of a lot; best moment was when I was asked to do some renaissance dancing and I said that. Oh that got quite a few laughs at the time
Or "Because you don't control me"
That gets me out of a lot; best moment was when I was asked to do some renaissance dancing and I said that. Oh that got quite a few laughs at the time
Or "Because you don't control me"
If I feel like being completely obnoxious, something to do with 'your mom' or 'your face' will be uttered.
Otherwise I'm honest. Usually...
This includes such answers as 'Because I have no soul.'
Otherwise I'm honest. Usually...
This includes such answers as 'Because I have no soul.'
