Poll: Your Excuse for Everything?

[TehCookie]

I always use "The power of Christ compels me" even though I did have a Christan flip out on me for that.

 

[Midniqht]

"I have to return some video tapes"

 

[WhiteShadow2401]

I usually say "You can't prove it... YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!"

And when they can prove it... I just flee from the scene.

 

[geldonyetich]

I don't have an excuse for everything... but some people think I do.

 

[Ph0t0n1c Ph34r]

Heisenberg's uncertanty principle
Yes, I'm a physics major.

 

[Blanks]

I tend to shrug and calmly say "It happens"

 

[KarumaK]

Anyone: "Why'd you do that?"

Me: "Why didn't you?"/"Do what?"/"I didn't."/"Whim."

 

[Ranis]

usually "because I'm awesome like that"
or "It was requested of me by the highest of powers/authorities"

 

[Vilcus]

I forgot what we were doing was important, my bad.

 

[Tdc2182]

I have to go to the bathroom. Its a good delay

 

[Broady Brio]

Person 1:Why did you do that?!? Are you high?!?

Me: I didn't do that, you did. What? You don't remember?

Confusion ensues.

 

[General Ken8]

Usually "Your Face Is" followed by whatever the person said
it's lame, but it hasn't failed me yet!

 

[Randomeaninglessword]

I usually just start spouting random non-sense. If it doesn't make them leave you alone, it's at least good for a laugh.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

"I dunno."

 

[Nazulu]

Q: Why did you do that? (mistake, error)

A: Well someone had too.
A: God made me.
A: Don't hate me!
A: My mistake, not the end of the world.

Q: Why didn't you do that? (homework, cleaning, etc.)

A: I had higher priorities.
A: Well you see, I forgot, but I won't let it happen again.
A: No one said I had to. Never heard of it.
A: *runs*