Poll: Your favorite style of bad joke?

[SimuLord]

We all have our guilty pleasures...the sorts of bad jokes that we KNOW are bad jokes but which are still guaranteed to give at least a chuckle. These kinds of jokes can be sorted into broad categories like thus:

Soviet Russia Jokes: In Soviet Russia, bad joke laughs at YOU!!
Henways: "So I'm deciding how I want to travel. I can take the highway, the freeway, the subway, or the Henway."
"What's a Henway?"
"About four pounds."
No arms and no legs: Art, Matt, Bob, and the rest of the Torso People.
Racist/Sexist jokes: Including blonde jokes, Polish jokes, the whole nine yards.
Lightbulb jokes: How many bad jokes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Or are you immune to this sort of childish humor?

Please try to limit actual offensive jokes in the thread. Too many of these get locked when they go off the rails.

 

[Sneaky-Pie]

Anything dark humor related.

I'm probably just a terrible, terrible person, but dark humor is really the only kind of humor that gets me giggling.

Example:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

Example 2:
A baby seal walks in to a club...

 

[nunqual]

I personally enjoy a good (bad) knock-knock joke.

 

[rehno]

racist and sexist yeiw

 

[Furious Styles]

Anything dark, I would repeat some but I fear moderation

 

[Thedayrecker]

Racist and sexist are the best. I don't know any other jokes besides those.

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

I prefer puns, like the one I saw in a thread that our dear OP posted in:
What do you say to a man stealing a gate?

Spoiler: Beware, this is groan-inducing

Nothing, he might take offence

 

[ajofflight]

I'm so guilty of Henways. Also, Grecian Urns.
"Man, I feel like such a Grecian Urn."
"What's a Grecian Urn?"
"About 12 Euros an hour."
:3

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Where is the option for the terribly, terrible dead baby jokes? Some of them are so disturbing that I chuckle at how grossly offensive they are.

 

[Betancore]

Racist/sexist jokes always make me laugh. And many of the 'a man walks into a bar' jokes tend to amuse me as well.

 

[WhoaItsBrett]

I enjoy all types of jokes really.
Especially lame jokes.
"Two guys walk into a bar, you'd think the second one would have seen it or something."
"Knock knock" "Who is there?" "Dwayne" "Dwayne who?" "Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!"

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Soviet Russia jokes. Sometimes they can be very funny but 99% of them are completely terrible. I also like a nice pun now and then.

 

[SimuLord]

Soviet Russia jokes. Sometimes they can be very funny but 99% of them are completely terrible. I also like a nice pun now and then.

Nice puns finish last. It's the mean, aggressive, angry puns who make something of themselves.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Are you kidding me?!

[HEADING=1]THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID![/HEADING]

You are an insult to bad humor.

 

[icyneesan]

Dark Jokes are awesome.

Oh and those that rely on word play like when Doraleous and Associates fought the tree army in that episode. Man, that one gave me wood.

Example 2:
A baby seal walks in to a club...

I love telling this one around animal activists and what not

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Pick up lines! My personal favorite "Are you going to kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary tonight?"

 

[Johnnyallstar]

I love long shaggy dog stories. Ones that take a ton of work to set up, but then turn a 180 at the end to be comical.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Are you kidding me?!

[HEADING=1]THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID![/HEADING]

You are an insult to bad humor.

I have friends who absolutely destroyed that joke. After nearly anything that is said, someone will say "that's what she said," as if it were clever or made any sense at all. Now I can't laugh at them anymore, no matter how perfect they may be.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Any dark humor, racist, or sexist jokes.

Where is the option for the terribly, terrible dead baby jokes? Some of them are so disturbing that I chuckle at how grossly offensive they are.

Oh, I forgot about those!

 

[Ironic Pirate]

I personally enjoy a good (bad) knock-knock joke.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The KGB.

KGB who?

*slap* No one questions the KGB!

I like it when characters do stupid things, and don't know it. Like the Chief from Arby n the Chief. Or Michael Scott.