Poll: Your favorite style of bad joke?

[Gardenclaw]

Also i recently found a rock that was 1760 yards long. Must have been some sort of milestone.

 

[SimuLord]

Also i recently found a rock that was 1760 yards long. Must have been some sort of milestone.

I had a blind friend. Same name as the transporter chief on Star Trek. His guide dog could see for Miles.

 

[Gardenclaw]

People keep trying to tell me which is the correct male goose. But I don't believe their proper gander.

 

[Contun]

It's pretty easy to make me laugh, so I tend to like (and tell) these all the time. I don't like racist jokes, but I tell misogynistic jokes all the time...and I'm a girl.

Of bad jokes, I have to say that Helen Keller jokes are my favorite. How do you drive Helen Keller crazy?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

If you guys were concerned I guess I shouldn't have said it. I'll refrain from this stuff from now on. No offense, again.

 

[Merkavar]

whats brown and sticky?


a brown stick

 

[I am Jack's profile]

Immanuel does not pun, he Kant

gets me every time

i'm a suker for a bad pun. And really all puns are bad. there is no such thing as a good pun

 

[KingArmery]

You forgot to put "dead baby jokes" as a choice. Those are the worst kind.

 

[SimuLord]

where is the shit pun option?
e.g. I recently set a new 12hr record for eating herbs. It was very thyme consuming.

Sage advice. Oregano'll have a seasoning the sun trying to beat that.

 

[Castratikron]

In America, you break law, in Soviet Russia law break you!

 

[spartan1077]

Spoiler: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

Censored due to not having mod wrath on me.

BEST JOKE EVER!!! I'm stealing it from you

 

[SimuLord]

Spoiler: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

No. I won't quote it, thanks.

BEST JOKE EVER!!! I'm stealing it from you

This is exactly how threads like these go off the rails. Stop that.

 

[LamborghiniJackson]

Also i recently found a rock that was 1760 yards long. Must have been some sort of milestone.

I had a blind friend. Same name as the transporter chief on Star Trek. His guide dog could see for Miles.

Where's the rimshot when you need it?

 

[spartan1077]

Spoiler: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

spoiler]

Spoiler: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

BEST JOKE EVER!!! I'm stealing it from you

Spoiler: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

This is exactly how threads like these go off the rails. Stop that.

Spoiler: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

I didn't say it blame the person who did- quote him pl0x

EDIT: oh they removed his comment :|

 

[WJC]

Where is the option for the terribly, terrible dead baby jokes? Some of them are so disturbing that I chuckle at how grossly offensive they are.

This. Quite clearly the best bad jokes made in the history of ever

 

[Skobvs]

In Soviet Russia, joke make you! I do enjoy a good SR joke.. Especially when told by my mate who is Russian.

 

[Contun]

Double Post.

 

[Contun]

I didn't say it blame the person who did- quote him pl0x

EDIT: oh they removed his comment :|

I edited it. One of the last things I want to do is offend anyone.

I like you people too much to jeopardize my stay.

 

[Kurt Horsting]

Racist, sexist, dead baby, dark, anything that can be thrown together into an aristocrats joke.

 

[Instinct Blues]

I love a good nonsensical chicken joke that me and my friends tell each other. But they are so painfully unfunny I don't think I should share one with you guys.