Poll: Your fighting style

[RadioActiveChimp]

Does being a brown belt in karate count? I took karate when I was like 12. Got bored of it in a year. Then quit.

if it only took you one year to get your brown belt then no.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Way of the Sarcastic Mouth followed by 100m dash

 

[RadioActiveChimp]

Ishhin-ryu karate. Very traditional. Been doing it for 5 years.

 

[Spirultima]

I mix Muai Thai with some Martial Art kicks.

 

[Durahan2]

Aim shoot...what? Guns would be preferable. If not I guess drunken fist, just because I can get slammed and still kick ass.

 

[RadioActiveChimp]

I'm a 'psycho fighter' to quote my friends. I always let them hit me first, then when I've peeled myself off of the floor, lay into the bastard. Dig your thumbs into his eyes, biting off a chunk of his face and kneeing him in the balls at the same time. My dad told me that the key to winning a fight is fear, and the key to fear is immense pain. Never NEVER scare them before they are blind, because thats when the chavs pull knives out. O yeah, and after you've done in the first guy, look around for another one, if noone steps up to the mark do that first guy again. I love my dad.

EDIT: Punches and kicks for when they are on the floor, not before!

why would you take a hit first? there is no good reason for this.

 

[Kloffy]

Dirty. If I can taunt them, kick them in the bollocks then hit them in the head with dislodgable scenery, I will - I don't like to fight but if I do, I'd rather win than keep "honour".

This.

I'd say martial arts, but then I remember I don't know any martial arts.

 

[lumpenprole]

British

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8wxwqtRgSk

 

[The Great JT]

My fighting style can be described as thusly:

"Shoot people in the face."

What? Don't tell me you've never heard the old saying "don't bring a knife to a gunfight."

 

[MoganFreeman]

Not that the likelihood of me needing to fight hand-to-hand is likely, I imagine the same goes for 99% of people on here.

This.

And I would also go with the "whatever works" option.

 

[Triple G]

I'm a 'psycho fighter' to quote my friends. I always let them hit me first, then when I've peeled myself off of the floor, lay into the bastard. Dig your thumbs into his eyes, biting off a chunk of his face and kneeing him in the balls at the same time. My dad told me that the key to winning a fight is fear, and the key to fear is immense pain. Never NEVER scare them before they are blind, because thats when the chavs pull knives out. O yeah, and after you've done in the first guy, look around for another one, if noone steps up to the mark do that first guy again. I love my dad.

EDIT: Punches and kicks for when they are on the floor, not before!

why would you take a hit first? there is no good reason for this.

So it looks like you didn't started it.

 

[IDBash]

Whatever I pick up... so other. A lot of MMA with a lot of 'Brutal' never heard it referred to as that... most call it street-fighting... Although I prefer to stay standing... the floor is too dirty for my taste...

There is also an old trick I use... fling your head into their first punch and break their knuckles... but if you are concussion prone it will not work... lol

 

[TheMatt]

How come there is no option for Wu-tang?

 

[iron codpiece]

I smell massive amounts of bullshit in this thread.

The few times I fought most people called my style "embarassing"

 

[Jonatron]

Other, proud inventor of fatman-fu. I tackle people and slap em with my leather gloves.

This.

Running, Elbows, Shins of steel. 'Gravity is a fickle friend, harry...'
But, I don't fight. My strategy leads to tripping.

 

[IDBash]

I smell massive amounts of bullshit in this thread.

The few times I fought most people called my style "embarassing"

I am pretty sure there is... lol

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

I did a few years of Tae Kwon Do although it really goes out of the window in a real fight. It's all fine and good being able to kick to somebodies head but can you do it while getting punched in the face?
I took up boxing a few years ago, it's much better in an actual fight and I have more fun training boxing than I ever did Tae Kwon Do.

 

[XJ-0461]

Does ignoring pain and just swinging my fists until the bastard I'm fighting falls down count as a style? If not, then I don't have a fighting style.