Poll: Your first run-in with pornography

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Jonluw

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Hiya escapists.

First things first:
Code of conduct said:
...posts including, advocating, or linking to illegal or adult material are a very quick way to end your time as part of The Escapist community.
If we want to discuss this, we're going to have to do so in a way that will not get us banned, okay?
I trust this community to be able to resist their urges and actually keep this within the forum rules [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/codeofconduct].

That means you should refrain from graphic detail, try not to be too explicit, and - needless to say - not link to or embed porn.

Simple question, really: When was the first time you encountered pornography?
You may choose for yourself whether you want that to mean "the first time you saw anything of a pornographic nature" or "The first time you encountered porn as a concept, i.e. encountering pornographic material while being aware of what it is".
However, when answering the poll, I want you to only consider the latter of those.

If your experience comes with a funny story; all the better.
I believe I was between seven and nine the first time I encountered a pornographic picture.
I'd watched The phantom menace quite recently. Being a little kid, I was naturally oblivious to quality and only really concerned with how I thought Darth Maul was really awesome.

So I decided to do a google image search of 'Darth Maul'. Not an unreasonable thing to do, many would say.

However, the internet being what it is, the first image that appeared was a picture of two men doing what people do when they take pictures for the internet.
Additionally, the pitcher had Darth Vader's helmet photoshopped over his face, while the catcher's face was covered with a picture of some hobo-looking person in a sun hat.

I, eight year olds being what they are, thought the picture was hilarious, and immediately saved it.
I remember setting it as my profile picture on msn messenger and showing it to a friend before realizing I had no idea how to delete it from the hard drive.
"No biggie", I thought to myself. "Who would be going through the images I'd saved on my family's computer anyways?"

Well, a few days later my parents told me they needed to talk to me in the room where the computer was. Apparently, "my younger sister" was the correct answer to that last question, as evidenced by the fact that the image was now set as the desktop background.

Other than that, the first time I saw porn while really knowing what it was was probably when I was around ten and a couple of older friends decided to direct me to some scat porn (Don't go googling that if you don't know what it is. It's poop, okay?).
Yes, one of my first experiences with porn was scat...

Edit: Changed the poll options, because I thought it was necessary to include a separation at 13.
Okay, seems the poll options won't change after all.
 

LightspeedJack

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In 2002 when I was nine, I remember because it was the year Vice City first came out and I used to go to my friends house to play it because my parents wouldn't let me get it. When I was at his house the one day he came in with a tape he found under his parent's bed and played it for me and my friends. I remember seeing about 20 seconds of a woman giving a guy head. Me and my friends just found it kind of confusing and funny at the time.
 

Wolfram23

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I couldn't tell you exactly. Duke Nukem 3D was definitely one of the earlier pornographic type things I experienced, between the strippers, the girls-in-cucoons, and the "After a little R&R" monologue at the end... yeah...

I also found my dad's Playboys. And some VHS's...

The only thing I do remember is that the first Playboy I saw featured Kelly Monaco. Hot damn!
 

David_G

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I was 6-8 years old.. and my first contact were some pictures in my dad's laptop.. yeah.
 

DrgoFx

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I was about...10 I guess? 10 or 11. My friend came over for a sleep over and he said "This is the greatest website ever. My dad showed me." And so he took me to a porn site. A few weeks later, I asked my parents what hardcore sex was. Then the internet site blocking came into play. My parents always had the thought process of, if he never finds it, no need to block it.
 

Kevlar Eater

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I was 7 and inside a laundromat restroom. I spotted an open Playboy and sifted through the pages, and I thought "hm, girls *are* different after all". Tossed the book in the back of the toilet in disgust, washed my hands and left.
 

BathorysGraveland

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It would have been around the 6-8 mark, probably by looking at one of my big cousins magazines or what have you. Could have been more around the 9-11 mark perhaps? I can't remember for sure, it wasn't as big an issue as to stay locked in memory for me.
 

TheYellowCellPhone

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From my dad, just like everyone else. I'd say I was around age ten. Went to use his computer for some reason or other, and there was one of those "Fuck Singles in Your Area" pop-ups still open (probably had appeared silently and minimized and he never closed that window when he was finished). I stared at a collage of topless women for a bit, closed the window, and decided I didn't want to use his computer any more.

Oh, Internet Explorer, how you need an incognito mode.
 

Suicida1 Midget

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Ahhhh i remember this, during the sixth grade we had to do some essays on a hisotrical person or event choosen for us. In the libray a guy had to look stuff up on jack the ripper. So taking the easy out he puts that in the url and slams enter. We had a poor school, one that was marked for demo in like two years, so no real firewalls were up. Then a good chunck of the class saw the home page of a porno website before the guys wtf is this wore off. Guy got suspened cause he triggered the schools need for sex ed for sixth grade that year.
 

Melon Hunter

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TheYellowCellPhone said:
From my dad, just like everyone else. I'd say I was around age ten. Went to use his computer for some reason or other, and there was one of those "Fuck Singles in Your Area" pop-ups still open (probably had appeared silently and minimized and he never closed that window when he was finished). I stared at a collage of topless women for a bit, closed the window, and decided I didn't want to use his computer any more.

Oh, Internet Explorer, how you need an incognito mode.
It does now! According to the adverts, you can use it to hide your browsing history when... buying jewellery for your wife?

OT: 13, I think. I remember spending about two hours meticulously checking the delete browser history function to ensure no easily-visible trace was left on the history. I also remember using halfway innocuous search phrases such as great tits, so that if my parents found it, I could explain it away as researching Parus major [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_tit] for a biology project. I was pretty darn paranoid about anyone finding out.

A slightly funnier story is one of my mates picking up his iPod Touch to find his 12-year old brother had simply typed 'porn' into Google, and then apparently not hit the 'search' button, just leaving the word in the search box.
 

Chewster

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I'd seen nudity in films at thirteen but I was fourteen when I actually watched a full on, penetration porno tape. I was babysitting for an older brother at the time, and when the kids went to bed, I went snooping for something to watch and found it. I remember, it had a purple label that said "ADULT SEX FILM" on it, so naturally, I got excited and watched it.

Needless to say, I was blown away. I had heard classmates describe porno before then, but I didn't believe that there were actually people who got naked and fucked on film. I may have stolen one of his dirty mags that night too. It was so painfully 80s/early 90s too.

This was back before the Internet was big, mind you, and all porno was still on video cassette.
 

smearyllama

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I'd say I was about nine or so.
We were staying at a fancy hotel in Canada (This place was the shit. There were feather beds and a fancy lobby and the Space channel, which is like SyFy only not crap.) Anyway, apparently the hotel also didn't lock adult channels, so while surfing, I was exposed to about half a second of penetration before the channel was immediately switched. Yep. That was about it. Then my dad called the front desk and asked them what the deal was.
 
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SmashLovesTitanQuest said:
Internet. New PC. Horny. Discovered pornhub. Search for MILFs. I was about 13 at the time.

(ALRIGHT, this never bugged me before, but now that I write it out, it hits me: how in Gods name did I know what the hell MILFs were BEFORE visiting any site that hosts pornographic material? Holy shit.)

But if you mean outside of the internet, some kid nicked one of his dads magazines and brought it to school. Was about 9. Not gonna lie, I thought it was pretty disgusting back then.
It kinda is disgusting. You go with it when you're aroused and there is a thick fog clouding your brain. As soon as you're done, you really don't want to know about it.

OT: I'm guessing it's in the 9-11 range. We had satellite television than picked up German states. So...yeah.
 

Vault101

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My freind casually showed me some stuff he had on his phone..

I thourght "hmmm...that looks painful"
 

penguindude42

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Was at least 15, my mum was sleeping, found Danbooru.

That's as close as I can remember it. My memory is teh suck.
 

Antitonic

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17. I was taking a course outside of school, and there was an old ("used") magazine behind a tree, which I left there. Wasn't interested then, not interested now.

I told some of the other guys, and I guess they found a use for it, because they took it home.
 

Yureina

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I don't remember. I do remember that I accidentally ran into some while browsing the net as a kid, but... I don't remember exactly how old I was. When that did happen, I was more scared and confused than anything else. I had no idea what I was looking at, or knowing why anyone would make a site like that. x_x
 

RKOking226

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I was doing a report back in 5th grade about my favorite food which was pizza back in the day.I wanted a picture of a pizza that had tons of sausage. I typed in "Big sausage pizza" and I clicked on the first link I saw. To my surprise I did see pizza... With one big sausage in the middle of it 0.o.
 

Lionsfan

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I don't remember exactly what age it was, but I remember hearing an argument and one lady called another a slut, and I didn't know what that was so I went home and looked it up. One of the results was "The Slut Test" by OKCupid, which led to me exploring the site and the various tests they had. That led to Limewiring stuff like sex and lesbians and watching that.