Poll: Your own execution

[Project_Omega]

You are on death row...you have the choice of any way to be killed...and you will be killed, but you have to choose one or they will torture you to death. What is your choice?

For other, please specify.

How about I dont die at all!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Firing squad, blindfolded.

 

[Megacherv]

My choice? Care-bear stare...

 

[Jubilant]

Firing Squad, if I don't immediately die I'll want to get up again and yell "Shoot me again I ain't dead yet!!!"

Those soldiers would never forget me...

Now that I think of it... THIS.


But yeah, if not a firing squad, then some type of torture. Just imagine for a second(yes, I'm sick...I'm sorry...):

Spoiler

You have a gun pointed at your temple, your most precious loved one looking on. Tears stream down your face and your loved one begs for you to be let go. Your captor laughs and mocks you, gripping your hair roughly and leering down at you if they're standing. Your hands are bound behind your back, and you feel something lash across your back. You scream, and realize that someone behind you has a whip, tearing through flesh and cloth. Helpless. You scream and beg and cry as your loved one simply stares in horror, fearing that if they move then you will be shot. Your captor laughs at your expression, possibly making a few sexual jokes here and there, but mainly talking down at you, breaking you and completely destroying your pride. The whip slashes across your back again, for the final time, and you make eyecontact with your captor. They grin, push you to the ground, place the gun to the nape of your neck and, while you look to your loved one and say your goodbye and you love them, he shoots, and everything is over.

 

[Kwoodchuck]

cut.. im not emo, but maybe a guy with knife cutting me... while im fighting him. If theres one thing i cant stand its ( for anything ) not haveing another option. if i was stripped nude and in an open field with a strong man who runs on solid diesel chasing me with a knife, id like to have that.

i want to feel my death and go down finally with blood loss combined with a heart attack induced by a surge of adrenaline.

 

[no one really]

I would want die by incineration. Just because it's awesome.

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

Since I can choose anything... I'll pick death by snu snu... Like every guy dreams of..

 

[Koeryn]

"Right here? Yeah, no use aimin' there, I don't have one. Just let loose boys. If I'm still standing after your mags are empty, can I have your guns?"

 

[Hussmann54]

I want to be strapped to a nuke and dropped on Earth's enemies! that would be EPIC!
("Earth's enemies" is the Scientology-Twilight-Nazi-Fanclub or STNF as I like to call them. F**k Them

you just got my "Hussmann54`s Epic Win Of The Day!" Award.....

 

[KimberlyGoreHound]

Firing Squad, if I don't immediately die I'll want to get up again and yell "Shoot me again I ain't dead yet!!!"

Very metal last words. Fuck yeah, Metallica.

I'd probably choose immolation or something. Seems like it'd be fun. Firing squad would be the most honourable option, and would make me feel like a soldier, but hey, it's my death, I should be able to have fun with it!

How about bungie jumping with razor wire?

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute?

 

[I Max95]

i want to be dropped in a gated building filled with hunters

itll be nuked in 1 hour

and the reward for escaping the bulding
you get to watch the bomb fall
it would be so much fun xD

 

[Marter]

I don't care how, I just want it to be instant, and I want to be asleep when it happens.

 

[dibblywibbles]

man if I'm going to be executed it would have to be spectacular and cost a lot of money, a final screw you to my executioners. so I'm thinking shot into space on a collision course with the sun. either that or eaten by a t-Rex. take your pick

 

[Mr. Gency]

Hypoxia (lack of oxygen) if you suffer from it you become happy and dont care about yourself or the world around you and everything is good. You slowly sufficate and die without the panic or pain

This.

If I'm gonna die, I wanna die high.

 

[Phlakes]

Crashing a considerably large spaceship into an even larger evil spaceship. Preferably to save a whole bunch of people.

 

[Chamale]

Firing squad. If I get killed, I want as many bastards as possible to feel the guilt of pulling the trigger.

 

[merc hunter]

I'd like to run off a cliff while being chased by topless women.

Props for the Monty Python reference, have a cookie.

OT: Firing squad or snipers bullet something quick and hopefully painless.

 

[Marmooset]

John Doe breaks into my apartment, confusing me with vanity. He cuts off my nose, glues sleeping pills in one hand and a telephone in the other, allowing me to snuff it due to self-loathing.

15 minutes later, when I'm sure he's gone, I call the paramedics. I never liked my nose much anyway.


(PS - I hope he glues the pills to my right hand, as I'm a lefty.)

 

[John Stolte]

I dunno, I've never smoked before and if they were going to turn me into swiss cheese I might as well take a puff.

 

[apelsz]

Single shot to the head from Chuck Norris. No joke, if I am on death row, that's how I want to die.

Well, my first choice, clearly, is to orgasm to the point of cardiac arrest. They would have to provide a selection of potential "executioners," though.

Failing that, it would be best if I was killed by a weapon so powerful that I was not even aware that I was about to die before I was dead. Under that restriction, I believe the most optimal method would be to proclaim that I am a rapist cheater scam-artist that thinks women are stupid cows to Judge Judy, and then be promptly scorned out of existence.

Death by Snuu-Snuu gets my vote. Don't really need my pelvis for anything, anyway...

This is another good option...