Poll: Your own execution
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Dropped from 10k feet into Nyiragongo's lava lake. Whilst strapped to a 1000lb bomb for good measure.
I would ask for the electric chair, administered in the USA.
My reason for this is very simple:
Given that it is the USA (preferably texas), there is a high chance of the executioners being a few amperes short of a charge if you know what I mean, therefore, I would explain the difficulty of the process to me, given that I am not comfortable with the subject of my own death, could one of them hold my hand please?
Next is to say, "well, I think that we should all partake in this act of kindness, demonstrated by this character here, I want the rest of you to form a chain from him and run a hands across the prison moment, I want this to be special!"
Then as the switch is flipped, laugh maniacally as they come to realise what they have done
yeah I am vindictive, and I probably have a rather unfair view of Americans, but what the hell, it would be hilarious!
My reason for this is very simple:
Given that it is the USA (preferably texas), there is a high chance of the executioners being a few amperes short of a charge if you know what I mean, therefore, I would explain the difficulty of the process to me, given that I am not comfortable with the subject of my own death, could one of them hold my hand please?
Next is to say, "well, I think that we should all partake in this act of kindness, demonstrated by this character here, I want the rest of you to form a chain from him and run a hands across the prison moment, I want this to be special!"
Then as the switch is flipped, laugh maniacally as they come to realise what they have done
yeah I am vindictive, and I probably have a rather unfair view of Americans, but what the hell, it would be hilarious!
Guillotine of course! I want a classy death. Like the corrupt monarchs of the past, its more personal then a firing squad but less then a sword to the neck. Its a very aristocratic way to go.
You maybe be wondering why a firing squad is not personal because it is multiple people and none really know who dealt the killing shot, while an be-heading requires one executioner who knows they are killing you, much more personal, but a sword to the neck is probably even more personal with the killing blow being dealt by one hand, in close proximity of you.
You maybe be wondering why a firing squad is not personal because it is multiple people and none really know who dealt the killing shot, while an be-heading requires one executioner who knows they are killing you, much more personal, but a sword to the neck is probably even more personal with the killing blow being dealt by one hand, in close proximity of you.
Fuck it, just shoot me in the head. And none of that pussy-ass firing squad "one guy has blanks, but no one knows who" fagoting. I want one person to shoot me in the head from two feet away with a .357 Magnum revolver. And I want him to look me in the eye when he does it. I want the ************ who killed me to remember my name. I want my last words to be,"Come on, you cherry fuck, fucking kill me! I don't have all God damn day here!"
Firing Squad. My family has wierdass reactions to drugs, and Sodium Pentoxide would probably do something wierd like hurt and not work. that and being a ***** doesn't really appeal.
Joke Answer: take a dip in a pool of liquid nitrogen.
(might be quicker.. certainly more epic.)
Joke Answer: take a dip in a pool of liquid nitrogen.
(might be quicker.. certainly more epic.)
I suppose another option is I want to die by knife wielding kindergartners. I want to be in a gymnasium, and I want them to release savage, bloodthirsty knife weilding five year olds, that have to take me down to finish me off, If I dispatch the first wave they just releasemore until I'm dead or have killed all of the worlds kindergartners. If I am still alive after that they can move it up to first graders, repeat until I am dead.
Guillotine.It's only the most epic way to get decapitated.And I could kinda make people feel bad about seeing it.I would just do an evil grin right before the axe falls,and that would be the way people would remember my last moment.Laughing at their inevitable doom.
Honestly, I would like to just be shot in the back of the head when I sleep. Don't even know its coming
The Chair!
Ill be taking the Homer Simpson approach to it too: eating as much as I can before hand just for the off chance I explode....
...I will also flip the switch myself...
Ill be taking the Homer Simpson approach to it too: eating as much as I can before hand just for the off chance I explode....
...I will also flip the switch myself...
Preferably something which allows me to yell something awesome before I'm killed. So fireing squad or hanging seems pretty good.
*Standing un-blindfolded in front of firing squad*
"Come on ya pussies, let's see if you can hit me one last time!"
Something along those lines.
Edit: Wait! I just had an even more awesome idea! Death by being blown up by a bomb planted inside your body! FUCK YEAH! That would be AWESOME!
"Sunny in the morning and a slight chance of a random gore storm later on at about noon."
BOOM!
*Standing un-blindfolded in front of firing squad*
"Come on ya pussies, let's see if you can hit me one last time!"
Something along those lines.
What!?!?! The price for cowardice is death! In the name of the God-Emperor of Mankind, I excute you for acts of treason against the Imperium of Man!Suki the Cat said:
Edit: Wait! I just had an even more awesome idea! Death by being blown up by a bomb planted inside your body! FUCK YEAH! That would be AWESOME!
"Sunny in the morning and a slight chance of a random gore storm later on at about noon."
BOOM!
It doesn't really matter how the execution goes down for me.
But what happens after it is what I want. I don't know if any of oyu read/watch One Piece. Basicly I want my execution to inspire tons of people to commit crimes worst than I ever did.
But what happens after it is what I want. I don't know if any of oyu read/watch One Piece. Basicly I want my execution to inspire tons of people to commit crimes worst than I ever did.