you're not gonna try to rape me, are you? i only fall for that once!mrhockey220 said:Sadly Single.
Anyone want to fly out to my mansion in Malibu on my private jet? We could have drinks at my poolside golden bar/sharktank!
I just wanted to say that I love your user icon. Ah Scrubs. <3Sassafrass said:In a relationship, have been for a couple of months now.
I know, I bet you're in shock...
I don't care if I have to fly to Ireland and personally dragoon every young lass on that bloody rain-soaked isle into a coffeehouse with you, I am determined to find you a mate if only to prove to you that it can be done, friend.RAKtheUndead said:You should know this already.
I'm a pretentious, pedantic, arrogant, lazy, selfish oaf. I also wrote this [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.85690-Esoteric-Operating-Systems-The-History-of-OS-360-and-its-successors], this [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.100198-Space-Warfare-Almost-Everything-You-Know-Is-Probably-Wrong] and this [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.155147-The-iPhone-An-Updated-Criticism], which means that I can turn women off with absolutely no effort at all. In fact, even my presence probably turns most women off.
So, yes, absolutely single, and that will likely never change. I can't see a woman making the specific compromises necessary to ever want to engage in a romantic relationship with me.
Aggressive matchmaking - I like it!SimuLord said:I don't care if I have to fly to Ireland and personally dragoon every young lass on that bloody rain-soaked isle into a coffeehouse with you, I am determined to find you a mate if only to prove to you that it can be done, friend.RAKtheUndead said:You should know this already.
I'm a pretentious, pedantic, arrogant, lazy, selfish oaf. I also wrote this [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.85690-Esoteric-Operating-Systems-The-History-of-OS-360-and-its-successors], this [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.100198-Space-Warfare-Almost-Everything-You-Know-Is-Probably-Wrong] and this [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.155147-The-iPhone-An-Updated-Criticism], which means that I can turn women off with absolutely no effort at all. In fact, even my presence probably turns most women off.
So, yes, absolutely single, and that will likely never change. I can't see a woman making the specific compromises necessary to ever want to engage in a romantic relationship with me.