Poll: Your relationship status

Recommended Videos

Vallds

New member
Nov 18, 2009
26
0
0
Single I dare say!

For I have neither the money, time nor effort for a relationship at the moment. Plus my life is busy enough as it is, *le sigh*.
 

Spinozaad

New member
Jun 16, 2008
1,107
0
0
In a relationship for over two years now.

Although, at times, the relationship seems to be hitting the end of its lifecycle. So I suppose there's a bit of 'it's complicated' in there. It's basically kind of like that one Dan Le Sac versus Scroobius Pip track:

"Love you too much to leave. / Don't like you enough to stay."
 

mrhockey220

New member
Apr 20, 2009
258
0
0
Sadly Single. :(

Anyone want to fly out to my mansion in Malibu on my private jet? We could have drinks at my poolside golden bar/sharktank!
 

tthor

New member
Apr 9, 2008
2,931
0
0
mrhockey220 said:
Sadly Single. :(

Anyone want to fly out to my mansion in Malibu on my private jet? We could have drinks at my poolside golden bar/sharktank!
you're not gonna try to rape me, are you? i only fall for that once!
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

Better Red than Dead
Aug 5, 2009
48,836
0
0
Single, but not by choice. I wouldn't say I'm sad either. I'm just exploring the aspects of my romantic life at the moment, looking for that girl to pursue. I'm not completely content but I'm not a total sob story either. I'm just living my life, keeping an eye open for anything exceptional.
 

Yokai

New member
Oct 31, 2008
1,982
0
0
Sadly single...by choice. I'm surrounded by intelligent, beautiful single girls with a sense of humor and I'm too much of a fucking coward to ask them out. Bugger.
 

minarri

New member
Dec 31, 2008
693
0
0
Sassafrass said:
In a relationship, have been for a couple of months now.
I know, I bet you're in shock...
I just wanted to say that I love your user icon. Ah Scrubs. <3

OT: I'm in the early stages of looking for a partner, so I just chose "Sadly single."
 

SimuLord

Whom Gods Annoy
Aug 20, 2008
10,077
0
0
RAKtheUndead said:
You should know this already.

I'm a pretentious, pedantic, arrogant, lazy, selfish oaf. I also wrote this [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.85690-Esoteric-Operating-Systems-The-History-of-OS-360-and-its-successors], this [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.100198-Space-Warfare-Almost-Everything-You-Know-Is-Probably-Wrong] and this [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.155147-The-iPhone-An-Updated-Criticism], which means that I can turn women off with absolutely no effort at all. In fact, even my presence probably turns most women off.

So, yes, absolutely single, and that will likely never change. I can't see a woman making the specific compromises necessary to ever want to engage in a romantic relationship with me.
I don't care if I have to fly to Ireland and personally dragoon every young lass on that bloody rain-soaked isle into a coffeehouse with you, I am determined to find you a mate if only to prove to you that it can be done, friend.
 

Cheesus333

New member
Aug 20, 2008
2,523
0
0
SimuLord said:
RAKtheUndead said:
You should know this already.

I'm a pretentious, pedantic, arrogant, lazy, selfish oaf. I also wrote this [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.85690-Esoteric-Operating-Systems-The-History-of-OS-360-and-its-successors], this [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.100198-Space-Warfare-Almost-Everything-You-Know-Is-Probably-Wrong] and this [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.155147-The-iPhone-An-Updated-Criticism], which means that I can turn women off with absolutely no effort at all. In fact, even my presence probably turns most women off.

So, yes, absolutely single, and that will likely never change. I can't see a woman making the specific compromises necessary to ever want to engage in a romantic relationship with me.
I don't care if I have to fly to Ireland and personally dragoon every young lass on that bloody rain-soaked isle into a coffeehouse with you, I am determined to find you a mate if only to prove to you that it can be done, friend.
Aggressive matchmaking - I like it!

I'm single both my choice and by accident (?). I don't want a girlfriend at the moment, but at the same time they don't seem to want me. So I guess it's all good :D
 

Squeaky

New member
Mar 6, 2010
303
0
0
50/50 Single by choice and sadly single, too lazy to go out on the pull but I wouldnt say no if a girl asked me out.