Polearms, especially Halberds... but if I could use just one weapon in any and every game then I'd use a Halberd sheathed in a matter disrupting energy field with a semi-automatic .75 calibre gun attached (that fires Rocket Propelled Armour Piercing Depleted Deuterium High Explosive ammunition)...
BFG 9000: because why solve problems when you can simply obliterate them?
Or a chainsaw. I don't care how cumbersome it can be, it's a freaking chainsaw.
FISTICUFFS!!!!! it is said that when real men declare FISTICUFFS they instantly grow a mustache. to bad having a mustache is a reqirement of being a real MAN! shopping at MANN CO. helps though.
Guns. Anyone who has ever killed something knows that instakills are very rare, even with headshots and decapitation. So it's best to have them death twitch away from you.
Why wasn't bow and arrow a choice? Bows are cool.... mainly because Bows are half of Bowties. And the Doctor already established that Bowties are cool. ( and so are Fezes)
Guns. When you have an assualt rifle in hand with a chainsaw baonet, all that neeeds to be said is, 'when you absolutly, positivly have to kill every mother****er in the room. Accept no substitutes.'ps i cant spell to save my life.
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