On one hand, I'm annoyed I fail so bad.DJShire said:RenegadeAngel said:
And I'd feed on lots of hot chicks
On the other, it's The Simpsons. Screw it.
Poll: You're a hungry vampire
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On the other, it's The Simpsons. Screw it.
I'll drink animal blood. No harm done and I think it'll be pretty cool to run down a deer all predator like.
Hope I get "super sexy" as one of my abilities. Make me do a little better with the ladies as I understand it.
Hell, maybe I'll do some indoor sports like basketball, just leap across the court and show Michael Jordan how it's really done.
Hope I get "super sexy" as one of my abilities. Make me do a little better with the ladies as I understand it.
Hell, maybe I'll do some indoor sports like basketball, just leap across the court and show Michael Jordan how it's really done.
Take a pint of blood from one human. They're anemic, but to become a vampire they have to suck your blood as well.
Depends on the style of vampire.
Veganpire - Sparkle at small children before being arrested on molestation charges
Blade Vampires - Be kickass and avoid Blade
Anne Rice - Sleep until im mega powerful
Classic - Woo chicks and become an epic streetfighter because im so awesome.
Veganpire - Sparkle at small children before being arrested on molestation charges
Blade Vampires - Be kickass and avoid Blade
Anne Rice - Sleep until im mega powerful
Classic - Woo chicks and become an epic streetfighter because im so awesome.
I looked through all the answers, and I don't think anyone got the reference. It's from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.Contun said:
And yeah, that's kind of the way you'd have to do it. The fangs on vampires are in the wrong place to suck blood. You have to scrape and lick.
The first one... Mainly because I only suck their blood out. Not the memories they keep of what just happened and what my face looks like. Also theirs a lot of people I can think of that I just can't help but leave for dead.
Fly to Africa, where they'll pin it on gypsy spirits or something, then spend the rest of my life studying everything until I learn of every art, science, and fact in the universe. Victims will be drained until dead, so as not to cause a consequential exponential increase in vampire numbers which inevitably would lead to either our discovery, hunting, and extinction, or our overpopulation and shrinking food supplies.
Eventually build moon base and begin collection of historical items and people of interest. Create a headless horsemen in an attempt to see afterlife.
Eventually build moon base and begin collection of historical items and people of interest. Create a headless horsemen in an attempt to see afterlife.
Find and kill the Author of Twilight
In all seriousness, I would probably forget I was a vampire and burst into flames getting the mail.
In all seriousness, I would probably forget I was a vampire and burst into flames getting the mail.
Toast to that. *bonks head of twilight fangirl that is having her blood sucked against twilight fangirl that Willwillwritehiswill is drinking the blood of*Willwillwritehiswill said:
Anyways, I think I'd be more of a neutral vampire than either the super crazy evil vamps or the I don't get out much except to go my job as a model vampires. I would suck humans blood, I'm not going to debase myself just to make humans feel better. I would probably stick to hot girls for the most part, there's a reason vamps frequent night clubs.
i wouldnt be a vampire, id be teh mudkipz, or i would be some crazy ass dragon crap. but if i was a vamp, i would try to get an even schedule for blood drinking going, and make sure to keep my sanity.
But don't forget, the more people you turn into a vampire, the more competition there is for blood. So kill em all!!