Poll: You're a zombie. What limb do you go for first?

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Tomster595

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I would say head, but I think I'd be killed just going for the head, so I say right arm to cripple the person's attack power.
 

swolf

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I would probably end up going for the head. I mean, isn't that where the brains are? Also, that's where they would try to hurt me. Though, logically, I'd specify my answer for the neck. It's vulnerable and quite vital. I mean, there's the airway and carotid arteries. How likely is it that somebody would survive (or at least be able to fight back?) after a strong bite to their neck?
 

Yegargeburble

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The closest one. I'm a zombie, so I am incapable of thought and would want the closest fleshy bit to chew into. Also, BRAAAIIINNNSSSS!
 

Billion Backs

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Well, if it seems obvious that he's absolutely alone, I'd probably go for the legs and then eat the entire body. Or whatever zombies do these days, do they still stick to a diet of guts and brains or something else, I don't even know.

If it's likely that there are other survivors nearby, I'd go for the dick. Why? It's vulgar, humorous, and very demoralizing for all the onlookers. And if the survivor escapes and decides to bandage it up and meet other survivors, you get the classic horror movie situation where someone who's been infected hides it and hopes that it doesn't work... and that generally fucks up the survivors. And what is a better place for hard-to-detect infectious bites then thighs and, you know, sexual organs?

That's like, helping build up drama.
 

AlmostLikeLife

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I would go straight for the head/neck area. Who's going to think to swing an axe when they've got a zombie clinging to their jugular with his teeth?
 

Billion Backs

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Mister Awesome said:
The head because i'd want to kill them, instead of infecting them so there'd be less zombies to compete with for food
That's not the zombie way of thinking! We've got a spy, fellas!
 

Harlemura

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Right arm.
That's the one you usually see zombies going for, usually around the shoulder.
I'd be a very conformist zombie.
 

Kazyan

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I could go for an arm to disable one thing they can shoot with.

On the other hand, the legs are meatier, which would feed me better.

Getting shot is no good, though.

Answer: The head. If I do it right, the gun is no more worry and I can eat the whole corpse.