Poll: You're All Such Children

[Torque669]

I had a brawl with my friends in the park over the last malteaser...

Me and a friend had a fight over a popped balloon at his sisters wedding. You dont wanna know what we'd use to fight for the last malteser

Does taking the back off my dyson vacuum and using it as a sword/sniper rifle count?

 

[chiggerwood]

I routinely pick my dogs up on my shoulders and spin them around really fast

The first one being a 6 year old 60 pound golden retriever blue healer mix, and the second one being a 70 pound 5 month old bloodhound pup. If they start to squirm (which they almost never do) things can go really bad really quick. However when things go right it looks like an interspecies ballet

 

[chiggerwood]

5 hours later i wake up to find a shovel, a bag of lime, some bin bags and a shit load of sodium peroxide next to me while i try to figure out who's blood i'm covered in THIS time......

...this sound childish at all??

Actually that doesn't sound childish at all. It sounds more like what happens at my family get togethers

 

[teisjm]

how r video games childish?
prototype?
any shooter?

Well so far as I can tell, video games are elaborate electronic toys.

I love toys!

Uhm no... They're elaborate electronic training machines ment to make kids grow up to become violent psychoes... the devil invented video games... just ask Jack Thompson.

OT: I snuck up behind on my brother not too long ago while he was lying in the couch and sortof sat halfway over the cough so i could fart him right in the face terrence and phillip style. couldn't have been more than half a year ago since last time i did that

 

[somerandomguy76]

I will play with Legos, Duplos, sticks, cards and just about anything else that could possibly be used to create a structure. In public or in private. I've been oft criticized for messing with restaurants' sugar packets. I don't know why it's so wrong...

 

[TheRealCJ]

I had a brawl with my friends in the park over the last malteaser...

Me and a friend had a fight over a popped balloon at his sisters wedding. You dont wanna know what we'd use to fight for the last malteser

Does taking the back off my dyson vacuum and using it as a sword/sniper rifle count?

HELL YES IT DOES. When I take off the dust catcher of my (bagless) dyson, it looks like a revolving barrel grenade launcher, man I have fun.

 

[Phoenix Arrow]

how r video games childish?
prototype?
any shooter?

So to defend the maturity of video games, you've picked one where you play an unstoppable badass with blades for arms, jumping around New York and killing anything that looks in your direction. Try harder.
They are what they are, electronic games. A grown up investment banker has no time for games, fun is for little girls and teenaged troublemakers. I play games for the reasons I mentioned in my previous post in this thread.

 

[Phantom_Natal]

Everytime I'm surfing the web or grabbing a controller.

 

[ScarlettRage]

i nudge people and poked them for no reason then to be silly

 

[TheRealCJ]

I routinely pick my dogs up on my shoulders and spin them around really fast

The first one being a 6 year old 60 pound golden retriever blue healer mix, and the second one being a 70 pound 5 month old bloodhound pup. If they start to squirm (which they almost never do) things can go really bad really quick. However when things go right it looks like an interspecies ballet

Hell, try for both at the same time! You'll probably end up on the news!

Local simpleton breaks back as terrified children look on

 

[archvile93]

I stopped being a child when I was six. I'm just to cynical for that.

 

[SultanP]

Uh, dude, video games?

What about them? You aren't insinuating that video games are childish are you?

 

[AdhesiveTape]

I blast Dahler Mendhi music when I go to pick my lil' brother up from school. Luckily he doesn't care too much... The parents look at me like I'm going to recruit their children into some sort of cult. I think it's funny. Does that make me childish?

 

[rokkolpo]

and that is?

i didn,t quite stalk you all the way down the thread.

 

[Syntax Error]

I'm a 15 year old girl trapped inside a 18 year old boys body. I loved Mean Girls and Legally Blonde.
Can't say I've done anything particularly childish for a while though. My inner girl is growing up though. She's almost 16 now but she still believes in sex for love. She's also firmly into puberty and just got off her period.
Kittens do make me regress though. To answer your question then, probably the last time I went to Cyprus, the hotel had like a cat and she just had a litter like a month before we went. There were some pretty hot girls there too, but I barely noticed them because those kittens were SO CUTE. My penis hates me.

Why would your penis hate you? You got distracted by pussies.

Okay that's it. I've fulfilled my vaguely sexual double entendre jokes for the month. Imma stop now.

 

[TheZapper]

I played video games when I should have been doing homework last night. That's about it.

Me too, then the football game started and i got even more side tracked.

I have also been doing both these things in an attempt to avoid my homework.

 

[Lenny Magic]

I stuck my tongue out at someone I didn't know the other day... They were pretty impressed.

I climbed a tree on my walk home today. I was alone, I did it for fun.
I also skip pretty often too.

For some reason that sounds perfectly sensible to me.

 

[GrinningManiac]

I once saw my dog chasing the rabbits behind our house. So, one night, I had a go. Never looked back.

I also randomly stalk my friends in a Ninja-but-not-pervy way

 

[Sonicron]

I tussle and make a mess of my pals' hair whenever I feel like being silly and won't stop until someone starts a friendly brawl. Good times. ^^