After reading the first two pages, I have to say: I'm glad you people don't get invited to parties. Seriously, every other post here indicates that I'd be on the receiving end of a condescending "I'm better than you because the government made ad campaigns saying that only losers smoke weed"-speech if I tried to (gasp) enjoy myself at a party, of all places.
Special mention goes to those that listed the heroic actions they'd take if someone tried to force them to partake, because we all know that stoners are the Borg incarnate and want nothing more than to pervert the vestiges of your innocence by mouth-raping you with a joint and (somehow) causing you to involuntarily inhale; good job of standing up for yourself against the supernaturally frequent threat of someone wanting to hang out with you by any means necessary, including assault. That could've been a close call for a lesser person, except, perhaps, for the part where you invented a ridiculously improbable situation so you could make self-aggrandizing statements about how exceptionally strong-willed and superior you are, which subtly betrays the fact that you choose not to partake in the consumption of cannabis not for any rational, medical or scientific reasons, but instead because it would cost you the ability to boast about how great you are. Aside from that minor issue, you're officially King Holyshit of Fuckingawesome Mountain.
OT: You bet your ass I would. It's a benign, enjoyable, unfairly demonized practice that I will never apologize for, regardless of whomever makes the arbitrary assertion that I'm beneath them because of it.
Special mention goes to those that listed the heroic actions they'd take if someone tried to force them to partake, because we all know that stoners are the Borg incarnate and want nothing more than to pervert the vestiges of your innocence by mouth-raping you with a joint and (somehow) causing you to involuntarily inhale; good job of standing up for yourself against the supernaturally frequent threat of someone wanting to hang out with you by any means necessary, including assault. That could've been a close call for a lesser person, except, perhaps, for the part where you invented a ridiculously improbable situation so you could make self-aggrandizing statements about how exceptionally strong-willed and superior you are, which subtly betrays the fact that you choose not to partake in the consumption of cannabis not for any rational, medical or scientific reasons, but instead because it would cost you the ability to boast about how great you are. Aside from that minor issue, you're officially King Holyshit of Fuckingawesome Mountain.
OT: You bet your ass I would. It's a benign, enjoyable, unfairly demonized practice that I will never apologize for, regardless of whomever makes the arbitrary assertion that I'm beneath them because of it.
