Poll: You're now a horribly mutated creature...what to do?

[zombiejoe]

You don't know what happened, but one minute your relaxing, and the next, your a horrible monster, in your home that has now fallen to the ground.

People run in terror from you. You are much stronger and faster then they are. The humans fear you, wanting to either stay away from you or kill you.

What would you do?

 

[Drakmeire]

I'd just want a hug... then when they all let their guards down I would wipe out their puny defenses and claim their women. to which then I will climb a building and get shot.
Twas beauty killed the beast... or the beast's own stupidity.

 

[Gxas]

OH SHI-

Not again...

Why is it always me that experiences Kafka's Metamorphosis?

 

[invader sloth]

"Go do whatever you f*ck you want, your a monster."

grey hulk ftw...

 

[FlyAwayAutumn]

Jump around the city

play baseball with a lamppost and whatever type of ball is big enough.

 

[Nouw]

I become similar to Hellboy! I save humans!

 

[Mr.Incognitus]

Scare people, that'll teach them for being stupid terrified squishy mortals, I'll build myself a house out of their bones

 

[zombiejoe]

"Go do whatever you f*ck you want, your a monster."

grey hulk ftw...

Grey Hulk? Explain to me please who this "Grey Hulk" is and how he differs from "Green Hulk"

XD

 

[adakias]

I'd probably cry and then become a career movie monster. Start a franchise. It probably wouldn't be hard. Then I could be a rich monster.

 

[Neonbob]

I think I'd find a deeper appreciation of dark corners.
And experiment with different ways to scare the unholy shit out of random people.
But I have to imagine I'd get bored with that after a while, and start going on revenge-driven killing sprees.
All those people who irritated me as a puny human would be getting some horrifically mutated revenge visits. That would keep me busy for the rest of my natural life.

 

[Saulkar]

If I turn into a humanoid feline with bat wings and the ability to generate and discharge lethal amounts of electricity I would do whatever the hell I want to do. Cause general riff raff by defacing public property while helping old ladies across busy intersections.

 

[Saulkar]

"Go do whatever you f*ck you want, your a monster."

grey hulk ftw...

Grey Hulk? Explain to me please who this "Grey Hulk" is and how he differs from "Green Hulk"

XD

The Hulk was originally coloured grey but the malfunctioning printers made him a shade of green, it was at that point it just stuck.

 

[Jewrean]

Charge for tickets and only come out during Halloween.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Try to convince the humans I'm okay. If they won't listen, sucks to be them. Either way I'd want to keep a low profile. If I'm obviously monstrous that'll be harder to pull off if I plan on staying in human society, but if I can hide my form I can be like a wolf amongst sheep.

So pretty much treat them how they treat me.

 

[Slaanax]

RAWR! I'm a monster! I'd do what ever I want mostly play video games and try to pick up kinky chicks.

 

[Tohron]

I'd probably find some scientists from a relatively trustworthy government (Europe seems like a good idea) to figure out what just happened and potentially make some new biological discoveries. Seems like a better application of those abilities then just going around "fighting crime".

 

[geldonyetich]

Evolution being what it is, I'm already a horribly mutated creature.

I mostly procrastinate.

 

[invader sloth]

"Go do whatever you f*ck you want, your a monster."

grey hulk ftw...

Grey Hulk? Explain to me please who this "Grey Hulk" is and how he differs from "Green Hulk"

XD

?

grey hulk was intelligent and manipulative. kind of a gangster type character.
he also changed at night rather than because of his temper.

 

[voetballeeuw]

Dance? I don't know. Mope around probably. I'd probably get angry that everyone ran from, turning bitter like the real Frankenstein (it's been a while since I read it, but I think that's what happens).

 

[Lucane]

"Go do whatever you f*ck you want, your a monster."

grey hulk ftw...

Grey Hulk? Explain to me please who this "Grey Hulk" is and how he differs from "Green Hulk"

XD

The Hulk was originally coloured grey but the malfunctioning printers made him a shade of green, it was at that point it just stuck.

I think he's more interested in the part where grey hulk actually has self-control and the same strengths of green hulk, meaning you'd be super powerful and just as inteligent as you normally are.

OT: By horribly mutated do you mean I'm disfigured one way or another or I'm clearly no longer a normal human? I'd be a hero I guess provided I'm not experimented on locked up when off the clock.