Poll: Zombies Apocalypse: Could it happen?

[theironbat46]

Ok, I will be truthful. I am a zombie nut. I know ALOT of things about zombies, and I am a full believer of a zombie apocalypse. With all the viruses out.. When I have nightmares, it's always zombies. Or drowning. Or that time Frankenstein was dressed like a British Nanny... And was struck by lightning.... While riding bacon. Anyway, I want to know what the public thinks. Could it happen? The zombies, not nanny bacon riding Frankenstein.

 

[orangebandguy]

Maybe the Danny Boyle zombies, or 'infected.' Not undead ones.

Though like all geeks I have my survival plan.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[theironbat46]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html You might wanna check this out. And stock pile on egg loaf.

 

[DuplicateValue]

No, no it could not. Does it really need to be explained why?

 

[Radeonx]

I'm sure it could happen, but it probably won't.
And please, try to make original topics. I know I sound redundant, but because this is about zombies, this has probably been done before.

 

[Acidwell]

Wheres the no option?
OT: I'm going to take you seriously and say: no its not possible because of a few important points:
1. You would have to be able to survive off brains and raw human flesh and thats a bad idea.
2. You would be dead once you get mauled.
3. A rage virus?No because anything that affects your nervous system that much would kill you.
And finally:
4. Zombies aren't real.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

If it does happen it will be because i've removed the motor skill center of the brain from everyone on earth....other than that no just plain and put in bold capital letters for emphasis NO!

 

[theironbat46]

Ok let me do this again. I meant to have included 28 days later zombies. And don't go all " THEY ARE NOT EXACTLY ZOMBIES" because if something is rotting, trying to eat me, and infects through bites IT"S A @#$%^& zombie, and if you don't believe that well I will just wave from the inside of the safe-room.

 

[DarkWolf901]

Theoretically it 'could' happen, but then again, theoretically lot's of things could happen. like superman. we don't know all the rules to our reality, and what we do know allows a lot of leeway in the 'what if...' department. As with many things, it's better to just assume it won't happen and have a few ambiguous plans that will cover many apocalyptic possibilities.

 

[Jaranja]

No, no it could not. Does it really need to be explained why?

The poll options are quite stupid as well.

Also, when did Zombies come back into fashion, for god's sake! I hate zombie threads!

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Jaranja]

As in a rabies/lisser epidemic?
Sure.
As in the dead rising from their graves?
...
I doubt it, but I'm far from omniscient.

Depends on how you define omniscient.

No one can ever be omniscient. Ever.

 

[fix-the-spade]

Given that the effects of most infections is that you die, not likely. There's far more terrifying things in the world like religious fundamentalism and nuclear weapons that make zombies look like a nice day at the fair.

 

[Kazturkey]

It is impossible for the dead to be "re-animated" so no, it will never happen!

That's what I want you to think!

Bwahahahaha!

 

[SamuelT]

Well, I doubt it'll happen. But I'm still prepared. Body armour under the bed, sharp pokey things on the walls, bow strung against the desk.

And stairs.

Edit: Yeah, 2300 posts!