Popular Games That Should Appeal To You... But Don't

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Netrigan

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So what are the popular games that just don't connect with you, despite being within your interest zone?

Every so often, I find myself circling around the Halo franchise. I'm a long-time fan of the FPS genre and there's this part of me that wants to experience (love or hate) every major release. And Halo being such a huge title in the genre is this constant figure of fascination, despite my not being a fan of the first game. It's by no means a bad game, but I just couldn't connect with it.

So today I'm checking out some YouTube walkthrough videos of ODST and Reach desperately trying to find something to hang my hat on. And I just find myself picking it apart.

Like how strange it is to see someone pulling out the pistol during a major firefight. How doubly strange it is that the thing can zoom without their being any sort of scope on it. Unrealistic weapons aren't a big deal with me, but it just seems so at odds with how seriously the NPCs are acting.

Or the story. Looking past the flat dialogue of Noble Squad, I find myself unable to connect with characters wearing full body armor. Certainly logical in a war zone (unlike the Helmets Are For Pussies attitude of Gears Of War), but logic goes flying out the window when I notice that they're dressed up in the colors of the rainbow, which kind of goes against the whole low visibility most soldiers prefer when folks are shooting bullets at them. Same thing I think when I see the light-up counter on the back of the assault rifle.

Or those little wacky aliens that seem to run around in panic... even when you're getting your ass kicked. Guy's totally got the drop on you, but him and his friends decide that running around in circles is the better part of valour. I just want to pull out Bulletstorm's Flail Gun, wrap an explosive around them, then kick them at something... but the only option I have is the standard serious shooting ones.

Halo just seems to exist in this weird zone between unrealistic shooters (ala Duke, Bulletstorm, or Gears) and more realistic fare (Call Of Duty). While I enjoy games on both sides of the divide and almost any element in Halo I could thoroughly enjoy... it's just how Halo combines all these things that just completely fails to engage me.

Musical score is really good though. And obviously a very polished game (the floaty jumps do irritate me for some reason). I can certainly see why people enjoy it, but it's weird how it consistently fails to hit any of my buttons.
 

CobraX

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Grand Theft Auto 4, It has such an interesting beginning and Some really cool elements and ideas in it, but It just feels unnatural, I hate the controls, and It's really frustrating. The only reason I keep it around is to play it with friends online. Every time I play I just think about how awesome Saints Row 2 and wonder why I aren't just playing that.
 

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believer258 said:
I believe this is the only time I've seen those complaints with Halo. Ever. I'd imagine that the colored suits and blue light of the AR is just to look cool.
Didn't even occur to me until today when I was watching videos. I've been trying to figure out what exactly it is about Halo that doesn't work for me for ages.

I just happen to be thinking how much I'd like to be seeing the other character's faces during one bit... chalking it up to "realism". Then the very next bit I watched had a guy in orange completely clashing with the green background... then chalking it up to "it looks cool". It's like my brain wants the game to exist in one or the other category. If I approach it using realism, I find all sorts of elements don't work. But if I approach it from a coolness angle, a whole bunch of other elements don't work for me.

There's no single element (except the floaty jumps) that I reject. It's just the combination that doesn't work for me.
 

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Fallout 3. It's just so boring, bland, and simplified. I suppose I should enjoy it, but whatever, I don't really enjoy any of it. At least Skyrim looks nice.
 

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Too me it had to be Halo. I bought 3 and Reach, but never truly got into it. I hated Modern Warfare for a bit but started playing it and fell in love.

Same with Black ops.
 

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Half Life.
An FPS with an engaging story? I thought it would be amazing, given what everyone told me.
The first one was pretty good, I'll give it that. But the second one (All of the episodes and Half Life 2) was just mediocre at best. The story was pretty uninteresting, the gameplay was mediocre (I guess it has a good physics engine, but I don't really give a shit about amazing physics engines), and it was just boring. Mediocre gameplay combined with unlikable characters, combined with a mediocre story, interspersed with uninteresting and easy puzzles wasn't what I was expecting.
Guess it just wasn't my cup of tea.

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Every Bethesda game after Morrowind (Oblivion, Fallout 3 and NV)

They were all pretty terrible. Oblivion had shit combat, Fallout 3 was mind numbingly boring in setting and story, and New Vegas was full of gamebreaking bugs.
 

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Minecraft. An open, randomly generated sandbox game sounds like the kind of game I'd love. But every time I try to get into it I just can't.
 

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The Call of Duty and Bad Company series (I refuse to call them battlefield games)

It's just with games like that you wait for jam to fall of your face while in games like painkiller you get health back for pinning bad guys to walls with logs.
 

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Anything from Bioware post Jade Empire. The games just seem... boring.

Assassin's Creed 2 (and series)- A trip though a widely popular game made infuriating by mechanics and bugs.
 

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The Persona series, everybody says their so great, and I can see why so many people like them. I love Atlus games especially megaten, but I tried Persona 3 and it has just... to much micromanaging, and this coming from a person who enjoys Fire Emblem.
 

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Half-Life. I love a good story, great voice acting, interesting gameplay mechanics and storytelling, yet I find Half-Life... bland and lifeless. It annoys me but that's just how I feel
 

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American Football. It's very popular, and it's kind of a strategic war-game type of thing, which I should like. But I don't.

Also, Go. I understand the basic rules and I think its complexity through simplicity is awesome, but I feel paralyzed and overwhelmed whenever I try to play it.
 

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The Final Fantasy series. The main games have all been lifeless, annoying flops to me (though the games that steered away from the main line, i.e. Tactics, Crisis Core, even Revenant Wings, were a joy). When people list the pros of the FF series, it sounds a lot like the pros of the Tales of series (which I love), but no FF game has ever captured me in the way Tales of has managed.
 

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I had an opposite experience :D I went into L4D thinking that I'd hate it (because I usually hate games that are purely 'shoot 'em ups' but I had a lot of fun with it.

As for a game I was disappointed in...inFamous. The camera fucking HATED me and I got bored with just running around doing good deeds to get everyone and their mum to stop hating me. It was a chore and less of a fun ride. I thought it would be so much fun to have force lightning powers and be able to recharge by fucking up electrical things, but it was so lack luster...
 

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I am an absolute fan of the Phoenix Wright series. Stereotpyically, the assumption would be that Professor Layton is another of my favorites, but that's not so. Layton's puzzles tend to have no connection whatsoever to the overarching mystery, making it all seem overbearing and useless.
 

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Mass Effect. I'm a huge Sci-Fi fan, and someone told me it's "just like Star Trek" but all I get from that game are weird plot lines and inter-species sex.

...I just realized: It IS just like Star Trek!

(I'm kidding, don't kill me!)


Also, Elder Scrolls. If I could actually play the first two games and get properly acquainted with the series, I might like it. But, alas, Arena and Daggerfall are for DOS.
 

Casual Shinji

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Bioshock.

An underwater steampunk setting with mutant powers; Sign me up, Doc, I'm ready to go!

How wrong I was.