Portal 2 Ending Question

[Tharwen]

"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I just fizzle that before you could pick it up? Never mind, we have warehouses full of them. Totally worthless."

"That jumpsuit you're wearing looks stupid. That's not me talking, it's right here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks "stupid". Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably? Oh, wait. It's a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From France!"

aaaaand...

"Holmes vs. Moriarty. Aristotle vs. MASHY SPIKE PLATE!!!"

 

[DasDestroyer]

The song is Valve original, and my favorite quotes have to be:

Spoiler

GLaDOS: Oh no, this is the part where he kills us!
Wheatley: Hello, this is the part where I kill you!
Chapter 9 - The part where he kills you.

And especially:

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Defective Turret: I'm different...
Defective Turret: Thank you...

Edit: Oh, and forgot one more:

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GLaDOS: This sentence is false!
Wheatley: Umm... true. Yeah, definitely true. But I gotta admit, I heard that one somewhere.
GLaDOS: It's a paradox! There is no correct answer!

 

[itsnotyouitsme]

All the comments from Wheatley are pure gold.

 

[PhiMed]

"If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a door step."

 

[Wicky_42]

It was all so enjoyable! Liked the defective turret lines, though... why on earth they were ever being produced is beyond me XD

Oh no, don't do that! Come back!
...
oh, you came back! Erm, I hadn't actually planned for this to happen, kind of embarrassing really. Erm, you wouldn't mind just jumping into that pit, would you?

Wow, I didn't expect that to work...

Achievement unlocked: Pit Boss


Alternatively,

This isn't a death trap, really - it's more a "Death option". Go on, just stand on the conveyor. If you don't, I must warn you that in the next room death won't be optional...

[sub](or words to that effect.. ¬_¬)[/sub]

 

[monkey_man]

Anything the space core says !
Especially the part with his dad XD
Can't remember the entire thing, was laughing too hard

 

[TheGroovyMule]

GlaDOS: "Hm, this plate must not be calibrated to someone of your... generous... ness.. I'll add a few zeros to the maximum weight. You look great by the way, very healthy"

Is it wrong that I love her for the way she's so delightfully passive aggressive? Oh, and our defective turret friends..

"Uh... blam! Blam! Blam! I'm not defective!"

 

[SoloStoffe]

"Fatty, adopted, fatty, fatty, fatty, no parents."

 

[Christopher Callahan]

"If you've cut yourself at all during the course of these tests, you might have noticed that you blood is pure gasoline. That's normal. We've been shooting you with an invisible laser that suppose to turn blood in to gasoline, so all that means is it's working."
-Cave Johnson.

All his lines are solid gold bars dipped in chocolate sauce.

 

[Scooter789]

"Oh, I've got an idea!"
(spike plate smashes through wall and catwalk)

 

[NathLines]

It's Valve. They made the song.

"I'm going to attempt a manual override on this wall. Could get a bit technical".

 

[Ainsley Bartlett]

"If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a door step."

That reminds me of the phone call GLados makes.

 

[Daverson]

"I really feel bad about that parents thing... you know what, let's ring them now. Hello. The birth parents you are calling do not love you. Please hang up. Wow. That's sad. But impressive. Maybe they worked for the phone company?"

 

[Weaver]

"That jumpsuit you're wearing looks stupid. That's not me talking, it's right here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks "stupid". Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably? Oh, wait. It's a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From France!"

This one is my favorite as well

 

[Woodsey]

"Cara Bel Cara Mia". Valve wrote it though.


Favourite quote: "how are you? Because I'm a potato."

 

[UltraXan]

It's a valve original. Look up the lyrics.

And my favourite quote...

Well, this is the part where he kills us!
Hello! This is the part where I kill you!
Chapter 9: The part where he kills you.
Achievement unlocked: The part where he kills you. (description: This is that part)

This is EXACTLY what I was gonna say. Thanks for saying it for me!

 

[Sniper Team 4]

It's called--

"Cara Bel Cara Mia". Valve wrote it though.

...damn. Here I thought I'd actually be useful.

My favorite quote is at the beginning. "If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you."

 

[Popadoo]

I loved it when...*spoilers*

GLaDOS: This is the part where he kills us!
Wheatley: This is the part where I kill you!
Chapter Name: The part where he kills you.
Trophy you get at that exact moment: The part where he kills you.

It isn't as funny to read, but I laughed when it happened.
Also, I think the opera part is original, but all I know is it's Ellen (voice of GLaDOS) who is singing it.

 

[Fenra]

Template: Hello
Response: Hi, how ya doing?

*fling*

You cant fire me I quit!


I could watch that turret production line all day

 

[Ainsley Bartlett]

"I really feel bad about that parents thing... you know what, let's ring them now. Hello. The birth parents you are calling do not love you. Please hang up. Wow. That's sad. But impressive. Maybe they worked for the phone company?"

Thanks, but I also lost 2 collaboration points for not identifying the opportunity.