Wheatley's commentary when you're smashing the monitors is fantastic. I'm glad they went with Stephen Merchant as I don't think it would have worked as well with the place holder.
Portal 2 Ending Question
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I disagree.
Even though it's kind of a sad ending, Chell gets her freedom and, at the end of co-op, GlaDOS gets to run her meaningless tests of the rest of her existence. Either way, it genuinely wraps up the Portal franchise in a way that Yahtzee is always begging for.
Except:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/102450-Valve-No-PlayStation-Move-or-3D-Support-Until-Portal-3
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/102450-Valve-No-PlayStation-Move-or-3D-Support-Until-Portal-3
"I'm going to attempt a manual override on this wall."
"I'm different. Thank you."
"Well, look at you sailing gracefully through the air like an eagle. Piloting a blimp."
"So just waddle on over to the elevator."
"Space? Space! Spaaaaaaaaaaa..."
"I'm different. Thank you."
"Well, look at you sailing gracefully through the air like an eagle. Piloting a blimp."
"So just waddle on over to the elevator."
"Space? Space! Spaaaaaaaaaaa..."
This. I had to listen to it FIVE times in minute because for some reason that is the number of times it took me to figure out that I had to put a Portal right there.AlternatePFG said:
GlaDOS:"You know, saving your life has taught me a valuable lesson. It taught me where exactly in my memory banks poor little Caroline was hidden all of these years...."
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Announcer: "Caroline Deleted"
GlaDOS: "Goodbye Caroline...."
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Announcer: "Caroline Deleted"
GlaDOS: "Goodbye Caroline...."
"Oh. Hi there. How are you doing? Because I'm a POTATO!"
Cave Johnson.
"just in case you just got covered in that propulsion gel, I have a quick message from the lab boys. Do not get covered in the propulsion gel. We don't know quite what element it is, but it is unstable and does not like the human skeleton."
Also, tater-glados' response to cave johnson's lemons rant.
"burning people! He's saying what we're all thinking!"
In fact, screw it. I want all the dialogue from the old aperture section put on a cd.
Wheatley: just say something *press a to speak* *press a* *jump* okay, you're jumping, that's jumping...
Defective turret: so all of us are blind, right?
"just in case you just got covered in that propulsion gel, I have a quick message from the lab boys. Do not get covered in the propulsion gel. We don't know quite what element it is, but it is unstable and does not like the human skeleton."
Also, tater-glados' response to cave johnson's lemons rant.
"burning people! He's saying what we're all thinking!"
In fact, screw it. I want all the dialogue from the old aperture section put on a cd.
Wheatley: just say something *press a to speak* *press a* *jump* okay, you're jumping, that's jumping...
Defective turret: so all of us are blind, right?
reading through these is just making me laugh so much more! going back for another play now!
every inch of this game is hilarious!
every inch of this game is hilarious!
"If you've cut yourself at all in the course of these tests you may have noticed that your blood is pure gasoline. That's normal. We've been shooting you with an invisible laser that's supposed to turn blood into gasoline, so all that means is: it's working."
Cave Johnson is the best.
Cave Johnson is the best.
You guys all forgot the awesome prerecorded messages at the very beginning?
"Great work! Because this message is prerecorded, many observations on you performance are speculations on our part. Please disregard any undeserved compliments."
Though my favorite might be at the very beginning when you try to "speak" with Wheately.
"Great work! Because this message is prerecorded, many observations on you performance are speculations on our part. Please disregard any undeserved compliments."
Though my favorite might be at the very beginning when you try to "speak" with Wheately.
"This next test requires the use of velocity and momentum. If in the future the laws of physics do not apply, God help you".
Perfect. Simply perfect. Also, there is no name for the song, but the main line is
Or something to that effect.
Perfect. Simply perfect. Also, there is no name for the song, but the main line is
Goodbye, my beautiful daughter.
Or something to that effect.
CAVE JOHNSON:
"All these science spheres are made of asbestos by the way, keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistant dry cough or your heart stopping..because that's not part of the test, that's asbestos. Good news is the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show an immediate latency of 4.6 years, so if you're thirty or older you're laughing. Worst case scenario you miss out on a few rounds of Canasta, plus you've forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punched those numbers into my calculater, it makes a happy face"
"If you need to go to the bathroom after this next series of tests, please let a test associate know, because in all likelihood, whatever comes out of you is going to be coal. Only temporary, so do not worry. If it persists for a week though, start worrying and come see us, because that's not supposed to happen."
"For many of you i realise $60 is an unpresidented windfall, so dont go spending it all on..i dunno, Caroline what do these people buy. Tattered Hats? Beard Dirt?!
Just about anything that man comes out with is 24k gold!
"All these science spheres are made of asbestos by the way, keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistant dry cough or your heart stopping..because that's not part of the test, that's asbestos. Good news is the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show an immediate latency of 4.6 years, so if you're thirty or older you're laughing. Worst case scenario you miss out on a few rounds of Canasta, plus you've forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punched those numbers into my calculater, it makes a happy face"
"If you need to go to the bathroom after this next series of tests, please let a test associate know, because in all likelihood, whatever comes out of you is going to be coal. Only temporary, so do not worry. If it persists for a week though, start worrying and come see us, because that's not supposed to happen."
"For many of you i realise $60 is an unpresidented windfall, so dont go spending it all on..i dunno, Caroline what do these people buy. Tattered Hats? Beard Dirt?!
Just about anything that man comes out with is 24k gold!
Top 3 (in order)
#3--Wheatley, "Holmes vs. Moriarty; Aristotle vs. MASHY SPIKE PLATE!"
#2--GLaDOS, "For the record, you are adopted and that's terrible."
#1--GLaDOS, "How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato!"
#3--Wheatley, "Holmes vs. Moriarty; Aristotle vs. MASHY SPIKE PLATE!"
#2--GLaDOS, "For the record, you are adopted and that's terrible."
#1--GLaDOS, "How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato!"
Wheatley "..... say goodbye caroline"
Catoline "Goodbye Caroline"
Wheatley "that Caroline...she's real a keeper"
or something along those lines
Catoline "Goodbye Caroline"
Wheatley "that Caroline...she's real a keeper"
or something along those lines