Positively smashing untrue facts.

[Gardenclaw]

In a fight situation a fully grown shark can Piss Fire.....

 

[staika]

-I don't attract grammar nazi's wherever I go
-I am secretly not the leader of the glowy eyed people D:
-I am most likely the least trusting person in the world!
-I am really good at coming up with names for stuff.
-I've been told I'm one of the worst story writers in history
-This post isn't making me think to make sure I'm being right >.>

-The first letter of the alphabet is Z
-I did not spell alphabet wrong the first time >.>
-Did you know chinese people are actually japanese people in disguise!
-Did you know my blood color is actually green O_O
-did you know you are not alive right now you are dead and having flashbacks of your life O_O

Spoiler: EDIT: Whenever I see the OPs user name this guy never pops into my head

 

[EHKOS]

I think I have a Malkavian backup of facts like this....oh wait no that's pranks.

 

[Fronken]

Most men have the power of telekinesis.

True or False?

 

[Phishfood]

I am a completely sane, normal individual.

Watching MLPFIM will make you a preteen girl.

Transformers is excellent now that it is a live action movie.

If you act like you are shaking salt onto your tongue you will taste salt.

 

[DasDestroyer]

95% of all statistics are made up on the spot
There are quite a few words that rhyme with Orange, we just haven't discovered them yet
The closer you get to the speed of light, the more puppies are born every day

 

[snowfi6916]

If you throw a midget into a tub of hot water he makes sleepy time tea.

 

[bootz]

God really likes strawberry daquriris

I can spell good

My home state has a law against bees making honey

http://n4g.com/news/705260/pc-gamer-dragon-age-2-review-rpg-of-the-decade

The order of the alphabet was pulled out of a hat at random.

Squirrels are very easy to mind control

You catch germs by putting super glue on your fingers and waving your hands around.

I'm good at this.

 

[Belaam]

Ducks can see in infrared.

If you eat broccoli, tuna, yogurt and oranges as one meal, your urine will turn blue.

Baptism prevents homosexuality.

James Cameron's Avatar is a loose adaptation of an Ewok slash fiction written by J.K. Rowling in high school.

Most animals thought to be monogamous actually participate in orgies every Cinco de Mayo.

Everyone who uses a picture of Carl from Aqua Team Hunger Force as an avatar is, in real life, an incredibly attractive girl in her mid 20s who prefers to play video games while wearing black lingerie.

Gary Busey once failed a Turing Test.

 

[dajuberjaber]

if you look a blue whale in both eyes for exactly 370 days without blinking it explodes into candy
there is a block of land in Berlin owned by the pope, a sentient piece of cooper and a man name Rufus
it is illegal in North Carolina to spin counter-clockwise between the hours of 8pm to 3am

 

[Furioso]

Chuck Norris is a God in human form, his jokes are legendarily funny, and he was never ever killed in any movie that stars Bruce Lee

 

[Danoloto]

Steven Moffat is great at over-arcing plots.

I sense a lot of anger in this one. Don't worry too much about Doctor Who's plot, it's still officially a childrens programme, they don't care about plot all that much.

Here's a few household falsely's:

- The Large Hadron Collider will create a black hole that will end the universe.
- God's last words were: ?We apologise for the inconvenience.?
- Whenever you ring a doorbel, a random dog will salivate.
- Grumpy is only grumpy on camera. He's actually the nicest dwarf to have around at a party, and his DJ name is MC Grump.
- After years of research, scientists have found that the earth is round... just like a pancake.

and of course:
- This sentence is true.

 

[Saltyk]

Stan Lee is actually Batman AND the Hulk.
The secret to perpetual energy is in pencils.
I iz teh gratest zpilor evah!
The captcha on this site are always easy to read and understand.
Peter Griffin is based on Al Gore.
I know the muffin man.

Most men have the power of telekinesis.

True or False?

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[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Steven Moffat is great at over-arcing plots.

Man, I know, no one does over-arching plots like he does.

If you go up up down down left right left right b a in real life you can unlock god mode, but you have to find b and a first.

Dogs can't look up.

I likea, do da cha-cha

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

there is a block of land in Berlin owned by the pope, a sentient piece of cooper and a man name Rufus

The non-sentient piece of cooper is named Sheldon and is owned by Chuck Lorre

 

[NikolaiK]

Rory Williams is the most interesting and important character in Doctor Who since it began.

 

[repeating integers]

Steven Moffat is terrible at overarching plots (ZING)

TimeLord is clearly not a big fan of Doctor Who

Duck's quacks don't echo

I'm not very good at this.

 

[dajuberjaber]

there is a block of land in Berlin owned by the pope, a sentient piece of cooper and a man name Rufus

The non-sentient piece of cooper is named Sheldon and is owned by Chuck Lorre

but Chuck Lorre has been experimenting on Sheldon and as a result Sheldon has shown basic signs of sentience

 

[AMMO Kid]

Half Life 2 E3 will be a reality

Beef Jerky is not way overpriced