Possible Zombie Alert for Australians

[Dorian]

*Goes into the forest and begins making his fortress*
I knew this would happen. Good thing I've thought this through!
*Drives sharpened sticks into the ground*

No, to Madagascar, the virus won't make it there, it never does.

Don't you just HATE it when that happens in Pandemic?

 

[Ocelot GT]

This is why they should have banned L4D2 outright, its influenced some poor good man with its dark gameplay and made him into a zombie!

plus we have a one up do you know how many cricket bats we have out here zombies dont stand a chance

Hit'em for six.


howzat

 

[sumanoskae]

*grabs katana and puts on slayer* This'll be fun

 

[LeonLethality]

I knew it would happen to them first.

Off to Antarctica!

No, to Madagascar, the virus won't make it there, it never does.

reference to a certain flash game I presume

 

[BonsaiK]

If Australia ever gets a zombie problem we'll just adapt. It's not really any scarier that suburban spiders that can swim in your pool and kill in 20 minutes, deadly jellyfish at the beach, surfboard-eating sharks, venomous snakes in your backyard or spiders that pick birds out of the sky.

It really, really is.

EDIT: Unless they're shamblers

No it isn't. All the things I listed are real actual threats in Australia. Zombies is just some trendy internet nerd thing right now because maybe three games in a row came out with zombies in them or something. Anyone who can keep up a brisk walking pace is fairly safe from a zombie attack, and as for those "nu-school" fast zombies, they have hacks so that doesn't count.

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

If Australia ever gets a zombie problem we'll just adapt. It's not really any scarier that suburban spiders that can swim in your pool and kill in 20 minutes, deadly jellyfish at the beach, surfboard-eating sharks, venomous snakes in your backyard or spiders that pick birds out of the sky.

It really, really is.

EDIT: Unless they're shamblers

No it isn't. All the things I listed are real actual threats in Australia. Zombies is just some trendy internet nerd thing right now because maybe three games in a row came out with zombies in them or something. Anyone who can keep up a brisk walking pace is fairly safe from a zombie attack, and as for those "nu-school" fast zombies, they have hacks so that doesn't count.

Sigh. Maybe you should've read my full post instead of typing blindfolded. "Unless they're shamblers". And by the way, I live in victoria.

 

[Edut]

I'm kinda worried about one thing. You know, like in the RE, you'll always have to go to where the zombies are, for some reason. And even if you don't, they have the habit of lurking somewhere so when you walk past they just drop in your neck from somewhere.

 

[Superior Mind]

Zombies? In Australia!? Somebody call the ACB! The public must be protected from such violence!

 

[Insomniac55]

I knew it would happen to them first.

Off to Antarctica!

No, to Madagascar, the virus won't make it there, it never does.

Hahah, so true...

 

[Corporal Yakob]

Well thank god I listened to Max Brooks and spent the last year preparing for such a eventuality!