Possible Zombie Alert for Australians

[Sven und EIN HUND]

If Australia ever gets a zombie problem we'll just adapt. It's not really any scarier that suburban spiders that can swim in your pool and kill in 20 minutes, deadly jellyfish at the beach, surfboard-eating sharks, venomous snakes in your backyard or spiders that pick birds out of the sky.

It really, really is.

EDIT: Unless they're shamblers

 

[D-Cypher]

Well at least we know, after the last fires have burned out the world will populated only by zombie film fanatics, gamers and any chicks we save on the way. SCORE!

 

[Super_Nintendo_Chalmers]

I knew it would happen to them first.

Off to Antarctica!

No, to Madagascar, the virus won't make it there, it never does.

Pandemic 2?

 

[Koeryn]

and here i thaught Australia was the safe place

Where the hell did you get THAT idea? EVERYTHING IN AUSTRALIA WANTS TO KILL YOU.

 

[Canadaftw]

I knew it would happen to them first.

Off to Antarctica!

No! That's where the zombie penguins are!

Damn it!

Space?

Klingon and Vulcan zombies there.

 

[Latinidiot]

NO!
we must contain it.
Australians, anyone who tries to get of the Island will be bombed.
we will throw in a piece of bread and some vaccines every week.
good luck.

 

[Cookiegerard]

I knew it would happen to them first.

Off to Antarctica!

No! That's where the zombie penguins are!

Damn it!

Space?

sorry, radioactive space zombie's........

 

[wildpeaks]

Okay is it bad that im actually looking forwrd to a zombie apocalypse?

Yes because there would be no internet anymore if there was a zombie apocalypse.

Oh and hordes of people would try to eat you, but that's secondary.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

I knew it would happen to them first.

Off to Antarctica!

No, to Madagascar, the virus won't make it there, it never does.

Ha, I agree.


But what if...


IT STARTED OUT THERE!??!?!?

 

[AdamG3691]

I knew it would happen to them first.

Off to Antarctica!

No, to Madagascar, the virus won't make it there, it never does.

Ha, I agree.


But what if...


IT STARTED OUT THERE!??!?!?

you nearly always fail to make it off the island

 

[GreyWolf257]

Well, goodbye Australia! *Prepares nuclear arsenal*

 

[The DSM]

I bet they WILL be suprised when they kill it that it doesnt just fade away but instead sprays blood and other bodily fluids everywhere.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

I knew it would happen to them first.

Off to Antarctica!

No, to Madagascar, the virus won't make it there, it never does.

I guess someone's been playing Pandemic 2 eh?

Greenland is so much more effective. Damn Vikings.

 

[MentalBakura]

It's clear what's happening here. The zombies are rising in anger because of the censored version of L4D2. They will not stop killing and infecting until Michael Atkinson is delivered to them. You know what to do.

 

[Edut]

I bet they WILL be suprised when they kill it that it doesnt just fade away but instead sprays blood and other bodily fluids everywhere.

Australian authorities made a crappy decision there when they denied preparing for the zombie invasion.

 

[ClaptonKnophlerHendrix]

You spoiling for a fight boy?
OT: It's only victoria.

Typical, when not in the presence of Yanks, Poms or Sheep-shaggers, the Australian turns agaisnt his own.

I'll kick your New South Welshman behind so hard you'll wake up in Townsville!

Nah wait we should take the guy one who said "it was only Australia" first...

We will band together under the Australian flag and bring battle to the yanks, and after we're done with that we'll go to Tasmania. THEN we'll fight eachother.

You spoiling for a fight boy?
OT: It's only victoria.

I'm surprised it isn't in Tazmania.

It probably is, but nobody cares enough to report it, ZING! Besides even if it is it will never make it off. Once your in Tasiie you're there for life

 

[ClaptonKnophlerHendrix]

It's only Australia.

You spoiling for a fight boy?
OT: It's only victoria.

It's thanks to people like you that I'm the only medic! You and your dang high-powered rifles!

A fellow medic? Im so glad to meet you!

 

[WolfThomas]

The plot thickens:

"The incident followed a separate attack on another male police officer by a 33-year-old armed man at Hampton Park, in Melbourne's southeast, on the afternoon of New Year's Day.

An officer suffered cuts to the face and swelling after he tackled a man, who was armed with a knife, crowbar, hammer, metal mallet and a large wrench, during a struggle at the man's home in Peppermint Court."

http://news.smh.com.au/breaking-news-national/man-charged-after-bite-attack-on-police-20100102-lm4g.html

Does this heavily armed man know something we don't?

 

[Gavmando]

Yeah, in all seriousness, i'd rather be in Australia than any other country during a zombie apocalypse. We have a population of around 22 million, who are mainly living on the east coast. And we have a land mass about the same size as the USA. Plus the second largest desert in the world that you can hide in. Oh, and we have some of the best scientists in the world too.

So to survive, just drive a couple of days inland and wait it out.