Possible Zombie Alert for Australians

[SomeBritishDude]

It's only Australia.

But without Australia we won't have Neighbours, the TV show.

Wait, I hate that show.

...and now you don't need to.

I don't know. It'd be pretty entertaining if they just groaned and ate each others flesh each episode.

I knew it would happen to them first.

Off to Antarctica!

No, to Madagascar, the virus won't make it there, it never does.

What if these zombies turn up clinging onto driftwood?.

They can walk on the ocean floor too...

No they can't. They're not heavy enough. It was very cool in Pirates of the Caribean but we're talking real life here!

 

[orangebandguy]

How will all the Austrailians defend themselves without vital Left 4 Dead 2 gore experience?

That's quite a pickle they got themselves into.

 

[Gavmando]

Meh. They're just zombies. Our native wildlife is far more dangerous.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

I knew it would happen to them first.

Off to Antarctica!

You fool! If you go to Antartica the Aliens and Predators will get you! You must go to Switzerland, nothing ever happens there!

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Meh. They're just zombies. Our native wildlife is far more dangerous.

Yeah, plus we could use a little thinning of the herd.

 

[tjarne]

Oh god, I need to become friends with a Black Football Coach, Some kind of psuedo Italian ragamufin and some annoying Women, and then I'll be safe.

Nah I will take my chances with a black office worker, an old exmillitary, a biker and a college girl.

Anyway this does'nt seem like a problem that can't be solved with a healthy appliance of tactical nukes.

 

[DoW Lowen]

It's only Australia.

You bastard... I hope you get bitten by a zombie koala.

I think the important issue here is, if Australia is wiped out by it's own localized zombie apocalypse, can the rest of us go back to using it as a dumping ground for prisoners?

Dumping prisoners on a Zombie filled Island. hum, i got an idea. How about the prisoners that are still alive after 5 weeks gets all charges dropped?

What is this Battle Royale?

 

[Njaard]

I knew it would happen to them first.

Off to Antarctica!

No, to Madagascar, the virus won't make it there, it never does.

I guess someone's been playing Pandemic 2 eh?

Damn I got ninja'd. I, of course, got the virus to Madagascar since I'm so brilliant, but it took it's time.

 

[Sonicron]

Well, yes, it's been known to happen, but those cases are a ridiculously small minority, and it's always better to be safe than sorry; if someone who's been infected gets a shot before fever and the bouts of uncontrollable rage set in, the recovery rate is almost 100%.

The way I read it, it was a ridiculously small minority because they rarely get a chance to enact the right protocols early enough, of the people they used this treatment on roughly 50% survived.

But of course the immediate response should be the vaccination .

I was just raising that point because if zombies did exist I'd be curious what would happen if you restrained one just before it turned and administered similar protocols, making sure it did no fatal harm to itself. Of course I'd never do this, because as we know this is how the larger outbreak sometime occurs in movies.

Is that so? Well, maybe you've read more on the topic than me, so what do I know?

In any case, as uninterested as I generally am when it comes to zombies and zombie-related stuff, that is an interesting question right there. And why not try it? I mean, it might give you the opportunity to get an important insight into how the outbreak can be contained/reversed... it worked in I Am Legend, right? (And yes, I'm counting those things as zombies.)

 

[ultimateownage]

Damn, yahtzee's reviews are going to get much more boring know. "This weeks review is BRAAAAIIIINS"

 

[aruseusx]

and here i thaught Australia was the safe place

How can it be safe when things like this are around

 

[Edut]

Calm down everyone! I have an excellent solution to you! Come to Finland, no one knows even where it's located! It's like searching Vault 13. Also you might remember a scene from 28 days later where the fighter planes fly over the village and they speak finnish in the radio -> finns have control over the situation and are rescuing people.

Also don't australians still have fallout 3 and the surviving in the wastelands guide the player works up with the store girl. It should help since the zombie invasion probably spreads panic and distrust on everyone.

 

[Baldry]

It's only Australia.

You bastard... I hope you get bitten by a zombie koala.

I think the important issue here is, if Australia is wiped out by it's own localized zombie apocalypse, can the rest of us go back to using it as a dumping ground for prisoners?

Dumping prisoners on a Zombie filled Island. hum, i got an idea. How about the prisoners that are still alive after 5 weeks gets all charges dropped?

What is this Battle Royale?

GOOD GOD BATTLE ROYALE IS BRUTAL!!!.....Genius!

 

[[Cold-Shoulder]]

Oh no! It's only a matter of time until the virus reaches to Ireland.
If the leprechauns get infected then we'll lose one of Irelands main food resources! D:

I knew it would happen to them first.

Off to Antarctica!

No! That's where the zombie penguins are!

Damn it!

Space?

Meh, probably...

Yay!

*5 hours later*

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Zombie penguins don't seem that bad anymore..... D':
Antarctica here I come!

 

[ThePirateMan]

Quick get Yahtzee out of their

I'm sorry but I can't let that happen...

The escapist would put a team together to save him. I would be the guy uses up all the ammo and med kits

I would be the one that teamkills everyone once we've found Yahtzee.

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

I knew it would happen to them first.

Off to Antarctica!

No, to Madagascar, the virus won't make it there, it never does.

Nice use of referencing.

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

It's just the criminal in all of them awaking.

 

[Paksenarrion]

I knew it would happen to them first.

Off to Antarctica!

No, to Madagascar, the virus won't make it there, it never does.

Too late. Madagascar has already closed its seaport after hearing this report. No one can get inside Madagascar.