Post a game review, About something you like. Do it in haiku.

[GRoXERs]

Screw it, my turn again:

Roll up shit again
Unbreak fabric of space-time
The King fails at life

And another:

Shoot faster, robot
That huge rabbit may kill you
If Balrog does not

 

[King of the Sandbox]

I make things go boom
Chaos is my just reward
Why do I? Just Cause

Erm... 2.

 

[Klepa]

I don't know
How english syllibles work
BC2 is good

Sorry.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Stranglehold.

Oh God,Have I sinned?
Dull design, clunky gameplay.
Fuck you Tiger Hill.

Halo

A ring world in space
Breathtaking, awe inspiring
This is Halo

 

[the1ultimate]

Oblivion

Sandbox world gameplay
Magic at your finger tips
Win in your own way.

Dragon Age: Origins

Standard rpg
Lots of blood and sparkles
Mage class ftw

 

[veerserif]

When in Dwarf Fortress
The solution for mishaps
Is: Apply Magma.

 

[SextusMaximus]

Oblivion:

This is far too fun,
Killing demon enemies,
But horse armour sucks.

 

[Fat Hippo]

Baldur's Gate II:

Where the hell am I?
Irenicus is Badass,
he shall taste my steel!

Fallout 2:

The future is grim.
Lots of prostitutes and drugs.
Think I'll shoot that kid.

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

Bioshock is fun
Murdering and taking drugs
Even killing kids

Yep, mine sucks.

 

[sephiroth1991]

Silent Hill 2
James of the hour
Fighting in the maryland
Useing a torch to see disires
rapeing pyramid head fighting save ya
Useing his sward to free ya
Annoying girl steps on your hand
Maria is Cameron diaz
Fat Eddie is eating pissa
Angela wants to be a angel

I'm not good with rymes

 

[Dragon_of_red]

Modern Warfare 2 (Veretan)
Into war i go
My Character went to
Boom, one shot, i die.


God Of War
Kill Kill Kill sex kill,
sex kill kill boobs kill sex kill
kill kill sex kill boobs

Too Human
Fun game about Gods
Its... wait, that was the ending?
Oh... a sequal... damn

Gran Tourismo
Get my Lisences
Get a good car, race race race
Drive Back wards for fun.


EDIT: Eh, im bored, ill make a few rhymes, why not...

Prey
The aliens take over the Earth
so your character goes through a rebirth
the main character is a Native
which does seem very creative
But he doesnt have much self worth.

It is a classice shooter with one change
A spirit zome that seems strange
When you die you get a bow
and an extremely weird show
Which seems like a fair exchange.

Time splitters 2
A shooter game that is really fun
I think it is second to none
You can light people on fire
to your hearts desire
and your still no way near done.

Meh, good enough.

 

[Fat Hippo]

Serious Sam:
Lots of enemies,
gotta shoot them in the face.
Shit, there's even more.

Sims 3:
Sex is called Woohoo.
I've knocked up seven women,
and taken their money.

Crash Bandicoot:
Game is really hard.
The saving system sucks balls.
Fuck this, where's my Nintendo!?

GTA IV (PC):
Exterminator,
this game could really use one,
'cause of all the bugs.

Resident Evil:
Zombies bit my face.
Oh no, I'm out of ammo.
Still I must love thee.

Unreal Tournament:
I love the flak gun:
it makes people so gooey.
Best kind of violence.

Civilization 4:
Modifications,
like that Fall from Heaven II,
make this game kick ass.

I know, I'm getting out of hand, but this is kinda fun, and I'm bored.

 

[GrinningManiac]

Evil Genius Rocks
Retro nostalgia and some!
I love being evil

T-F-2: Da Bomb
Cartoon Bloodshed Melee Fun
Spah Sappin? Sentry

 

[fd18e3d0-816e-11e4-b4a9-0800200c9a66]

Timesplitters 2

Awesome characters
Not much plot but i don't care
Playing friends is best

 

[Toasty Virus]

left 4 dead

i hate hospitals
you're gonna wanna see this
you startled the witch

That really made me laugh

OT: I would but I cant think of one XD

 

[Gincairn]

Sniping from the roof,
buildings falling all around
I fell in and died

BC2

 

[Spaceman_Spiff]

Characters leaving? Fine
Morrigan AND Alistor?
Fuck you, Bioware!

 

[L4Y Duke]

Burnout: Paradise
I cross the finish line first
Everyone else crashed