Serious Sam:
Lots of enemies,
gotta shoot them in the face.
Shit, there's even more.
Sims 3:
Sex is called Woohoo.
I've knocked up seven women,
and taken their money.
Crash Bandicoot:
Game is really hard.
The saving system sucks balls.
Fuck this, where's my Nintendo!?
GTA IV (PC):
Exterminator,
this game could really use one,
'cause of all the bugs.
Resident Evil:
Zombies bit my face.
Oh no, I'm out of ammo.
Still I must love thee.
Unreal Tournament:
I love the flak gun:
it makes people so gooey.
Best kind of violence.
Civilization 4:
Modifications,
like that Fall from Heaven II,
make this game kick ass.
I know, I'm getting out of hand, but this is kinda fun, and I'm bored.