"The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster, but yesterday I saw the same white substance outside the hut where the bat was kept, and suddenly it hit me: the Great White Bat has Great White Guano! That's what you slipped in! That's what was on your shoe! AND THAT EXPLAINS THE ABRASION ON YOUR PALM! [pause] Let me wind that back for you... [backwards talking, as if rewinding a tape] ... That's what you slipped in! That's what was on your shoe! AND THAT EXPLAINS THE ABRASION ON YOUR PALM! [gasps] DAMN, I'M GOOD!!!!! [pelvic thrusting] Can you feel that, huh, can ya feel it, Captain Compost?! THE DAY OF REDEMPTION IS AT HAND! [like a high priest] "REPENT!... and thou shall be saved!"
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