Post your current Facebook status...

[Hayate_GT]

if you don't have one post something that is cool enough...


"JOB OPENING...make out artist wanted...all applicants MUST be female AND over 18...will be on call during times of loneliness as well as times of happiness...previous experience not required...promises safe working environment and confidentiality...records will not be posted on Facebook or saved on other peoples Blackberries...terms of payment are negotiable.."

 

[shadow741]

Shut up. I'm not kidding, that's my status.

 

[The_Chief]

And they said i was to fat to crowd surf

 

[Flishiz]

"Just another day....set up a meeting with a venture capitalist, and bought a few shares of Berkshire Hathaway.

Yep, pretty normal day for me at (My university)"

 

[sms_117b]

"was just made Quantum Mechanics *****, it's whiney little *****. Had best get some work done before the exam"

That exercise class was baaaaaaaaad!

 

[Random Argument Man]

I always try to get a funny status.

"When someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide, can that be considered a hostage situation?"

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Why do parents have to pms all the time for no reason?

 

[zenoaugustus]

"Straight cash, homie," - Randy Moss' greatest line

That's it haha

 

[knhirt]

"I've left Facebook, but my profile-image shows how you can still get a hold of me. There's always my blog, too: http://"

Except the URL was a real one. Removed it so I wouldn't be advertising.

 

[JRCB]

"Trip to CAMH today. Looks like I'm not coming back."

CAMH is the Centre for Addictions and Mental Health. Everyone thinks I'm insane. I most likely am.

I do have a more recent link that I posted, though.


I love that song.

 

[Dango]

"Clannad... T_T"

Well....

 

[hottsaucekid]

say it aint so, i will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home.

 

[Free Thinker]

"I hate getting blood work done. Stupid bandage ripped most of my arm hair off."

I've been sick, but that ripping is still one of the worst feelings ever.

 

[countrysteaksauce]

My current status: "In High School, it took me several weeks just to finish Uncle Tom's Cabin. Now I just read a dense brick of a book on the strategies of Clausewitz and Sun Tzu in two days while taking a multitude of notes. I'm about to go listen to some Van Halen....."

 

[IamQ]

"I got blarg's of haschnark!"

I can't bother to explain the two words, but a cookie to the one who knows what words they are replacing.

 

[MaxwellEdison]

"If I pretend to support Christine O'Donnell, is she more likely to choose me to be her husband?"

 

[Romidude]

So, I bought the new Christian version of Pokemon Red, Why won't my Charmander evolve?

I'm serious.

 

[SturmDolch]

I had to log in and check... Aha! From October 27th:

"YES I got into CMPUT 250"

It's a university course. The name should speak for itself why I am excited: "Computers and Games" =D

Basically you design a mod for Neverwinter Nights and at the end of the course, you present it to some BioWare employees. I'm pretty excited for this.

 

[AvsJoe]

Happy Samhain everybody!

Yeah, I haven't updated in a couple of days.

 

[dex-dex]

MASSAGES? WHO LIKES THEM AND WHO WANTS THEM??

i was semi advertising for the college's own spa.
I give fantastic body massage.

and then my friend raped it with a war of me being a partner for waxing class.