Post your current Facebook status...

[2012 Wont Happen]

"After talking to Hoover, decided to change my aff case's value to 'moral stability'."

Its referring to debate practice.

 

[l3lazec]

"CRAAAAWWWLING IIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIINNN
THESE WOOOOOOOUUUUUNDDSSSSSSS THEEEEY WILLLL NOT HEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLL"

I like making fun of Linkin Park and people who have songlyrics as status updates

 

[Saboten]

"Hmm... Well, I'm bored, time to go watch me some pokemon!"

and i totally did, lol

 

[nunqual]

'Why is it only Tuesday?! Goodness...'

It needs to be Friday.

 

[CrashBang]

"I want to spend my entire life making sweet yet rough salty sex with an otter called Steven !!"
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My mates fraped me yesterday

 

[Jasper Jeffs]

"what the fuck I thought it was 2am? I just travelled back in time."

I was gonna post one today about Asian people drive-by sneezing me on their bicycles, but I forgot.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

"Thanks to everyone who wished me a happy birthday. You're all awesome."

Today was my birthday. And everyone who posted something on my wall for it was awesome (and those of you who quoted me and sent me PMs about it).

My last Tweet was "" because it was an inside joke. That you would have only gotten if you actually followed me on Twitter.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Life is all about ass.

You're either covering it, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, or trying to get a piece of it

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

"You know that Fatboy Slim video Weapon of Choice with Christopher Walken? That's me right now."

 

[zen5887]

"God damn.. People made a tribute page for that chick from Rafters. Today is a sad, sad day..."

This thread is a little pointless, considering a lot of status won't make sense to most people...

 

[Motiv_]

God dammit, that's not a fish.

"Thanks to everyone who wished me a happy birthday. You're all awesome."

Today was my birthday. And everyone who posted something on my wall for it was awesome (and those of you who quoted me and sent me PMs about it).

My last Tweet was "" because it was an inside joke. That you would have only gotten if you actually followed me on Twitter.

Spoiler

 

[SimuLord]

Yesterday, 4:18 PM:

"Z Dept.: I don't want to say I'm overtired to the point where my grip on reality's a bit shaky, but I just lined up my stuffed animals and let them have a democracy to vote on whether I should take a nap. So don't think of the next four hours as me being lazy. Think of it as Calvin and Hobbes meets the Magna Carta, and Parliament has spoken."

 

[USSR]

"Whenever I get the right to vote, every politician that calls my house more than once shall lose my vote.

I do not appreciate spam."

Speaks for itself.

 

[ragin64]

"You dun goof'd"
This was shortly after I got in my car accident

 

[ethaninja]

A#1 Roller Rager!

 

[hem dazon 90]

"You dun goof'd"
This was shortly after I got in my car accident

old meme but still fitting

"Democrats win we are screwed

Republicans win we are screwed

run your ass to Canada, the us is sunk"

 

[Colonel Alzheimer's]

"I got blarg's of haschnark!"

I can't bother to explain the two words, but a cookie to the one who knows what words they are replacing.

I've got balls of steel!
Always bet on the Duke.

 

[The Wykydtron]

Lonely guy without Facebook is lonely

 

[ragin64]

"You dun goof'd"
This was shortly after I got in my car accident

old meme but still fitting

"Democrats win we are screwed

Republicans win we are screwed

run your ass to Canada, the us is sunk"

"The Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes."
Still perhaps my favorite

 

[Triscut900]

Not being on my ADHD meds made me starving as he'll today