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Dead_Man

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"If Hercules has the strength of ten men, why don't eleven guys get together and beat the shit out of him?"
 

Hollock

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I just got it a few weeks ago, here we go
"Just spent all night playing civilization 4 while listening to Curtis Mayfield. That may have been, the funkiest conquest of Rome of all time."
 

MySoxSmell

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conformity is defiantly the way to go, like this status and i will say my general opinion on you, il probably be nice though :/

yeah these are back within my friend group
 

luckycharms8282

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"Finally out of the hospital, definitely a miserable place. Food was alright tho :D"


Lung had collapsed on me. Not a fun three days :(
 

hem dazon 90

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luckycharms8282 said:
"Finally out of the hospital, definitely a miserable place. Food was alright tho :D"


Lung had collapsed on me. Not a fun three days :(
Damn bro you okay?
 

ToxinArrow

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Voting is for tools who don't realize both sides are nothing but puppets to monopolies and backroom backstabbing.
 

rekabdarb

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"man i wonder who won the world series. I can't guess from my facebook news page.
And if there is one thing i have to say about voting. Please don't vote the way your "party" says to. Please think and read the stuff for yourself and vote accordingly"
 

garfoldsomeoneelse

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"Chinese men needn't wear belts, for it is Erection Day."

Odds are good that a lot of people have me hidden.
 

Urgh76

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"I'd rather have a kid that did drugs, murdered, abused his/her friends and family, or anything like that instead of one that CONSTANTLY SPEWS ANNOYING SHIT."

Yeah.......... that's pretty much me.........
 

Luke5515

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Well, it would appear that I am now a participant in "no shave November"
Who will join me?!?
That is it.
 

Gudrests

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NO SHAVE NOVEMBER!!!!.....i look like shaggy doo right now so it sucks...but eh..that will change in 2 days
 

Blitzkreg

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Donna Nobel: "Think about it! Professor Peach, in the library, with the lead pipe! Fantastic!"