Post your current Facebook status...

[hyperhammy]

"RIP Bella (1998-2010)"
My dog just got put to sleep yesterday after being diagnosed with cancer...

 

[Dectomax]

Current status:

Nearly ran down by a moped this morning...Can tell today's gunna be fun!

for those that don't know, a moped is this:

Spoiler: Failzorz

 

[Tanto-chan]

Are you going to the bathroom... the soap smells like cinnamon.

 

[binvjoh]

Translated: "Anton you fucking buzzkill"

 

[LocoRocoPandaCookie]

Couldn't sleep. Blah. Phone's dying and it won't send a FUCKING TEXT. ARGH.

That's my one XD

 

[steampunk42]

why is it people in zombie movies are so stupid....i mean do they not have zombie movies in these worlds....i mean if i saw a dead-lookin guy eating his wife i wouldn't stand there gawking till he noticed me...id fricken run!!! to a gun store!!

 

[MirrorSweep]

"I bet you $5 you're reading my Facebook status right now"

 

[RoyalWelsh]

"I swear I just saw 'The Tall Man' from the Phantasm films in Tesco's. I was quite creeped out. o_0"

I really was...

 

[MentalBakura]

"I sure hope that when the bombs drop, Glasgow isn't hit. We have enough mutants as it is, don't need them to turn into Super Mutants!"

 

[Wutaiflea]

"All I wanted was a fucking Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle. Apparently, even this is too much to ask."

And its true.

 

[PiercisionBass]

"Bible-thumper proclaiming my horrific doom: stop telling me I'm an 'immoral, fiendish fool living in darkness' because I don't spend my Sunday mornings in the right buildings, chanting the right prayers, eating the right wafers, and bowing at the right altars. I don't go around impugning your religious beliefs; don't attempt to vilify mine."

 

[happysock]

"Don't be a dingbat"

Reference to celebrity juice

 

[Kris015]

"Super awesome day... -.-"
Yesterday. That is sarcastic btw

 

[EeveeElectro]

"Thank you for my level 84 Charizard Mr Stranger!"

Just incase he stumbles across me.

 

[MetaKnight19]

Watching Friday the 13th, and waiting for the scene where Kevin Bacon gets a spear through the neck. Awesome.

And it totally was.

 

[EatPieYes]

If you, by Facebook status, mean the last thing I ever did on Facebook; I deactivated my account. Feels good. I now officially don't exist on the internet.

 

[BENZOOKA]

deuces.

Short, yet efficient.

 

[GeorgW]

I don't have facebook. Am I really the only one in the world?

 

[PAGEToap44]

Haven't posted a status since August. Here's the most recent.

"Aaah, the definition of a Scottish summer. Standing next to a barbecue in shorts, whilst it rains."