Post your current Facebook status...

[WanderingBiscuits]

twas two days ago

"Just heard a 16 year old say that she is "Positively ancient now". The one day i leave my shotgun at home.
Alternate Status: Happy Halloween Everybody!"

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

Gary Robert Price
i live with ninjas. /sarcasm[small]19 hours ago clear[/small]

 

[Mr. Eff_v1legacy]

My status is from an exchange with a co-worker...

"Can you speak German?"
"No."
"You have soldiers to thank for that. Go put on a poppy."
Remembrance Day on the 11th. Lest We Forget.

 

[aakibar]

i have pneumonia....again....for the 3rd time whooooo

 

[guyroxorz]

fuck you fire alarm, seriously, fuck you

 

[Assassin Xaero]

"loves making people feel awkward"

 

[RedDeadFred]

In light of a hockey game I just watched:
Canucks FTW! Oilers are showing that their few wins so far are just flukes and they are as shitty a team as ever!

Not as shitty as the devils. those failures. What good is Kovy doing them now?

Also true. I can't believe they are in last. It's hilarious!

 

[-BloodRush-]

"illinois is red now? its the red that fucked everything up to begin with. damn sheep." that be mine.

 

[Outright Villainy]

An awesome Halloween comic!
http://emcarroll.com/comics/faceallred/01.html

Seriously, it's awesome.

 

[Angerwing]

The lottery is a tax on people who don't understand math.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

My most recent status update was yesterday: n____n
I had just finished A LOT of work on a Christmas Ball poster and tickets AND done my English and Norwegian homework

 

[Quiet Stranger]

I can't sleep cause my bed's on fire!

 

[rob_simple]

"That reminds me, I hope those fuckers that cheated in the Barony quiz tonight choke on their god damn ill-gotten pitchers, have liver failure and drown in a puddle of their own sick. Dickheads."

 

[MickeyAbe]

"is rather impressed with Asda's Vodka selection..."

 

[interspark]

i cant believe i put in almost every combination of the numbers 1, 3 and 6 on the Sky remote until i managed to get E4

but i prefer my previous one, which was...

has started a religion where after life we spend an eternity in a Tim Burton movie... that's all I've got so far. WHO'S WITH ME?!?!?!

 

[interspark]

what's this? my post hasn't appeared, id better write it again!

escapist- HA! now you've got two identical posts!

(just to be clear, this is NOT my facebook status)

 

[interspark]

"That reminds me, I hope those fuckers that cheated in the Barony quiz tonight choke on their god damn ill-gotten pitchers, have liver failure and drown in a puddle of their own sick. Dickheads."

pfffft! HAAAAAHAAHAHA, im sorry, but its hilarious just how much you fit the discription of "sore loser"

 

[massaffect123]

"The people who've tested it already report that it's much better than the mopeds most people in that neck of the woods drive. Much better than a moped? Give me a break. That's like saying syphilis is much better than AIDS."-Jeremy Clarkson

 

[Timmons]

"oh red hot chili peppers, please sue diana vickers!"
i really hate america's lawsuit obsession, but this is just too good
http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/red_hot_chili_peppers_may_sue_diana_vickers.html

 

[Cameron Sours]

Three years in this apartment and I just now notice the drawer in the bottom of the stove ISN'T the broiler.