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[GoldenCondor]

"is signing up his anorexic friends to hot dog eating contests"

 

[laststandman]

"A-HOOOOO werewolves of London!"
And before that:
"Too much minecraft= too little sleep"

 

[Yeager942]

"When there is no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth...............in 15 minutes"

This was posted 15 minutes before The Walking Dead aired.

 

[JWAN]

mine says that the dems ran a good race, Finegold had 18 years to state is case and make his changes and that people should not be crying because he lost.

Hell, Im trying to be as moderate as possible all of my friends are liberals and I dont want to depress them to the point of jumping.

 

[commandersqwigly]

Who the hell names hurricanes and why do they always give them the least threatening names? If you see on the news that hurricane Erin is blowing through, your like 'pfft. Erin? I can take that slut'. But if hurricane Dicksmasher is coming, you'd pack your shit up and leave immediatly. amiright?


I thought it was funny.

 

[sucki]

"tää päivä on sit pyhitetty esitelmän teolle!"

trololoo im finnish so thats what it is!

Spoiler

a translation would be "This day is dedicated to making a lecture"

Also i hand-made those tags for the first time, woo

 

[JWAN]

"Maybe it's a sign of maturity that i'm paying more attention to the election this year. To all of you that are like "But Forrest, aren't you just doing it because you have to for school"....... Shut up."

Hey, this year was actually an interesting election, a lot of new people and a lot of close finishes. I SALUTE you for following the election. This is important stuff and it makes you a better citizen to get involved.

I just wish that people can motivate the people they elected and that there isn't any showboating/whimpering when every tally is done. I also hope that people realize that single party rule, by either side is totally insane and just causes backlash and a feeling amongst politicians that they can throw a bunch of shit into bills and no one will be the wiser.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

"It was a good country once. And now people are eating each other. And it's all the fault of the Jewish British Catholic homosexual elite and their ideas."

 

[SwagLordYoloson]

"here is a napkin for you to crap in"

 

[fKd]

"Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge." - Isaac Asimov

 

[Stoink]

Elliot Smith A policeman once pulled over chuck norris, being a man who respects the law chuck norris let him off with a warning XD

 

[onewheeled]

"Eugh, the new Xbox 360 update is terrible!"

...what? I hate it. It's too clean and white and blocky.

 

[SecondmateFlint]

"It's Badonkadonk's 14th day in solitary confinement. I think it's about time I let him out of the slammer. It's time...to clean the fish tank."

Badonkadonk is my betta fish, he was sick, but now he has one hell of a clean tank.

 

[Koroviev]

"There are more important things to worry about than the election results, CNN."
http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/meast/11/02/iran.woman.execution/index.html?hpt=T2

 

[Reaper69lol]

"Must watch Resident Evil afterlife Again :O"

 

[Koroviev]

Who the hell names hurricanes and why do they always give them the least threatening names? If you see on the news that hurricane Erin is blowing through, your like 'pfft. Erin? I can take that slut'. But if hurricane Dicksmasher is coming, you'd pack your shit up and leave immediatly. amiright?


I thought it was funny.

It made me laugh.

 

[Zero_ctrl]

Facebook's font is smaller.
Yeah okay.

 

[bryanfuel]

"I injured my shoulder playing hopscotch"
XD

 

[Offworlder_v1legacy]

10 MORE solid minutes of pure Schwarzenegger

 

[XJ-0461]

Halloween this year sort of went by with a whimper. This makes me feel sad and old.

Well it's kinda true.