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[Kinichie]

On the plus side of my little rant about Jobseekers: This was a triumph. I'm making a note here; Huge Success. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
I got the job.

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No-one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has come again... The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and... smell the ashes.

Hey, shut up, I beat Half-Life at 2 in the morning, I needed to say SOMETHING about it.

 

[Buizel91]

"Why the hell am i up ? :S"

Seriously, 7:00 in the morning is not a time i would recommend getting up, but when you have an annoying fly cruising about like he is royalty, you just can't get back to sleep =\

 

[Kermi]

Dear Jerk, I think it's great you like to go for a run in your lunch hour while I drink coffee and surf the internet, but please try not to use a whole can of Lynx when you get back into the office. This is my air too.
28 October at 15:05 · Comment · Like

 

[Slim-Shot]

" If i could personify SAL into a living being - I would beat him to death with a lead pipe."

SAL is one of the programs I use at work.

 

[lettucethesallad]

"I think it's sad that I count going home at 6.30 pm as an early day in school."

Architect school is some serious business. -_-"

 

[zombiesinc]

Constant status updates annoy me. So does Facebook

Yup. Really truly. ^^

 

[SirDeadly]

What is this rubbish!? (referring to the cricket)

 

[Tallim]

Please post this as your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn't know, they can breathe fire. 93% of people won't copy and paste this, because they have already been eaten by dragons. The other7% of people are sitting in the shower ...... with fire extinguishers....

 

[Bealzibob]

"Where did these grade 12's hurt you?
*point at a dolls head*
From there...
*Points at it's feet*
to there.
...
*Crowd and jury gasp*

Na, was fun ^^"

Was the afternoon after my schools 11's vs 12's footy match. Surprisingly probably my most liked status xD

 

[Harlemura]

"Sitting at home doing bugger all and will be for another hour because I'd rather be doing nothing here than doing nothing out in the cold waiting for last period."
From yesterday, when I was at home doing bugger all and would've been for another... yeah, you get the idea.

 

[Legend of J]

"I really hate you all " funny enough i got aload of likes from it.

 

[De-Moti]

"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for nuclear winter."
Oddly, it has quite a lot of likes.

 

[Lt_Bromhead]

"(Lt. Bromhead) needs to re-read "The One That Got Away" before 11th November, sharpish..."

In explanation, Chris Ryan is paying our school a visit.

 

[Sarahcidal]

♫ ♪ My whipped ice dairy drink brings the attention of many males to my place of residence and/or employment, and they declare that its quality far surpasses yours. Truely it far surpasses yours. I could convey to you the recipe, but I would have to demand compensation. ♫ ♪
4 hours ago Friends only · Comment · Like

 

[mikecoulter]

Mike Coulter: Has Facetime for my iMac? Alex Miles best call me sometime...

 

[Arkzism]

ANTILIFE JUSTIFIES MY HATE

 

[Kwaren]

I have no facebook so I have no status.

 

[brunothepig]

It's important to encourage girls to take up a professional career so that in the future we have a strong motivated workforce that costs only 60% of what it costs to pay a man.
-Phil Ken Sebben