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[phoenix_tetsu]

The Rebel is absolutely bad-ass, Johnnie Tri-Nguyen is da man, we NEED to see him in more movies!!

 

[Lekonua]

"MINECRAFT UPDATE!"

I promptly vanished from the face of the Earth for several hours after that.
Technically, my most recent update was posted from my connected Twitter, and reads thus:

"Comic done. Uploaded to CF. Check it out at noon on Wednesday."

 

[Teh Ty]

"If you don't believe in anything, believe in your fucking self"
The opening band at a Four Year Strong concert said it, and I just remembered it, and posted it on my facebook about an hour ago.

 

[Shadowsole]

I would like to say that our Goverment is stupid as fuck and i love them for it

 

[Lord Devius]

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...it shows up weird in the text box, but when posted, looks like it should. Hooray.

 

[newuseforvintage]

"- Should I go to Melbourne for my week off?"

I have a week off.
I'm wondering if I should go to Melbourne.

Self-explanatory.

 

[lacktheknack]

"is doing mathematical equations that take up entire sheets of paper. Think of the trees!"

 

[Dxz5roxg]

"It's chowda this world!" I only put it because I saw it in a Cyanide and Happiness comic.

 

[chaos order]

apparently i am not immune to my brothers griefing

 

[milo2215]

Donquixote Doflamingo is FINISHED!!!

 

[triggrhappy94]

"He didn't know that every dong has its day until he seen his. And I bet you motherfuckers will to, cuase its die ************, die ************, kill fool."
When you're having a good day you can't go wrong with Still by The Gheto Boys

 

[RandallJohn]

(My name) just watched Tottenham beat Inter. @_@

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

"Dawn of the First Day
-72 Hours Remain-"

I made that my status to commend my success at Halloween this year, for I was the moon from Majora's Mask. Bask in my unbridled awesomeness, for I believe that this costume hasn't been done before.

[sub]At least, from my searching. I couldn't find a single person who did this costume before. Go me![/sub]

[HEADING=1]Booyah!![/HEADING]

 

[King Toasty]

Steampunk Batman? :0

 

[Firoth]

"I've been very interested in hating scientology lately, for some reason. I mean, I'm not questioning if they deserve it, I'm just curious as to why now all of a sudden."

 

[The_Evermind]

"I love my electric skateboard"

Enough said

 

[bl4ckh4wk64]

"I love how the youtube community calls me a codfag when I point out that the Desert Eagle is a heavy, unwieldy firearm with an overpowered round... Isn't its just supposed to scare the shit out of people? That's what a snub-nosed revolver is for..."

 

[stiborge]

"Maybe it's a sign of maturity that i'm paying more attention to the election this year. To all of you that are like "But Forrest, aren't you just doing it because you have to for school"....... Shut up."

 

[Imat]

"chivalric knight ftw!"

Sacred Pool apparently came out already. Fun times with that last weekend.

 

[theSovietConnection]

You know the rules- you kill the joe, you make some mo'!

To provide some context as to that status