Post your funniest Xbox One things for all Escapists to see!

[xPixelatedx]

May 16th-17th

May 21st:Xbox One Reveal

Immediately followed by this

I have nothing to add to this, it kind of all speaks for itself. However, perhaps YOU have something to add? Post anything and everything funny you can find about (or in relation to) the Xbox One in this thread!

This is video game history unfolding before our very eyes, let's make it entertaining!

 

[Demolition_Human]

Hmmm, what to add this that isn't already added...oh, funny images!

Before the reveal of the Xbox One:
http://i.minus.com/iZ4Xc7uzxvJUA.gif

After....darn. I can't find the gif where they use the ending to Se7en to make fun of the Xbox One. :/

EDIT: I didn't find the image, but I did find a video that fits the current situation. Enjoy.



Sony and Nintendo are probably laughing their way to bank after that disaster of a reveal.

 

[Get_A_Grip_]

It's not much, but here is a very good abridged version of yesterday's wreck of a reveal.

 

[niknar266]

Nice dig at xbone's mandatory kinect requirement and a 2001 : A Space Odyssey reference.

Spoiler

 

[LetalisK]

It's not much, but here is a very good abridged version of yesterday's wreck of a reveal.

That was hilarious. XD "You're going to establish a meaningful emotional relationship with this dog, which probably means it's going to be shot to pieces in an elaborate cutscene."

After watching that I watched the abridged PS4 announcement. Holy shit, it's like night and day. Still just as funny, though.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

It's not much, but here is a very good abridged version of yesterday's wreck of a reveal.

That was hilarious. XD "You're going to establish a meaningful emotional relationship with this dog, which probably means it's going to be shot to pieces in an elaborate cutscene."

After watching that I watched the abridged PS4 announcement. Holy shit, it's like night and day. Still just as funny, though.

To be completely honest, I think the PS4 Abridged is the funnier of the two (It's a shame they didn't make a WiiU one). However, the Xbox One One is still funny.

OT:

 

[LetalisK]

To be completely honest, I think the PS4 Abridged is the funnier of the two (It's a shame they didn't make a WiiU one). However, the Xbox One One is still funny.

OT:

I'll admit, I laughed. Especially with the WiiU telephone poll. I've never felt so bad about laughing before in my life.

 

[hazabaza1]

Oh god that top comment.
"Why do they call it xbox one? Because it takes 359 steps back!"

Also someone made a thread on here about how it's the best advertising Sony had for a while. I liked that one.

 

[Iwata]

Was sent this one today.

 

[xPixelatedx]

Xbox One is Clearly the superior console! Just look at all those green checks

You have to try REAL HARD to make the wiiU look good right now.... damn, they must have had a whole expert team working on this!

Also this:

Forgive the fact that it isn't animated (I couldn't uploaded it animated...)

 

[Ed130 The Vanguard]

From over in the 'Microsoft Hints at Pre-Owned Fee For Xbox One Games' News Article Thread.

It's as ugly as an old 1980's VCR but it seems the VCR is a lot more user friendly.
I think it's funny how they thought this was going to go over reasonably saying no used games and all that nonsense. And to the people trying to compare this to steam, no it's not the same, the games are never discounted in sales at 75% off including 4 packs where you can get 1 copy free in that.

Lets just say that it looks like something I would install, A big black box with no style.

 

[Elemental]

This.

Also, I can't BELIEVE she said that in a reveal oh my god

 

[DavidBowieNoReally]

Was sent this one today.

Hmm... just spent the last 10 mins straight giggling to myself over this.

Thank you... I enjoyed it much!

 

[William Dickbringer]

very much a foot shot by microsoft so far

 

[Olrod]

Was sent this one today.

I'm suddenly nostalgic for my old ZX Spectrum.

 

[uchytjes]

Shame I don't have anything much to add to this, but I will say that the PS4 is looking mighty tasty right now.

Now if Sony fucks up in some major way, then I am definitely staying on PC. No, Xbone, no. Bad dog. Very bad dog. Sure you may look nice and claim to be a more advanced dog, but no. Now sit. THATS NOT SITTING. THAT IS JUMPING OUT THE 50TH STORY WINDOW. XBONE. WAT R U DOING. XBONE. STAHP.

(on a tangentially related note, if I ever get a dog I'm going to name him X-bone. It just sounds like a badass name for a dog.)

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

COD:Ghosts first DLC Only available in England by order of her majesty the Queen.

Leet pwnage.

 

[Demolition_Human]

I can't find the gif where they use the ending to Se7en to make fun of the Xbox One. :/

You mean this?

Spoiler

This is exactly what I was looking for!! Thanks!

 

[knight steel]

Gwhahahaha this should be lot's of fun ok then let's see what I can find-here you go:

Spoiler: Gif

Spoiler: Meme

That's the best I could do on short notice >_<

 

[AetherWolf]

These three that are making the rounds on tumblr are my favorite: