Post your funniest Xbox One things for all Escapists to see!

[SlaveNumber23]

I really love this:

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That HAL 9000 one is really awesome as well.

Poor Xbox One, it never had a chance.

 

[Artemis923]

My thoughts on the whole release.

 

[alphamalet]

This is pretty much what they did... No games...

 

[Cecilthedarkknight_234]

Sadly this is all I have at the moment, my INTERNET has been acting up all damn day.

 

[The Wykydtron]

Dunkey is still fucking funny.


"Imma watch football so much harder than I used to!"

Oh and suddenly in the news feed "Xbox One won't support SDTVs" MAN! The neverending stream of hilarious bad decisions. Keep 'em coming guys! It's the only entertainment we're gonna get from your piece of shit machine!

It's not much, but here is a very good abridged version of yesterday's wreck of a reveal.

That was hilarious. XD "You're going to establish a meaningful emotional relationship with this dog, which probably means it's going to be shot to pieces in an elaborate cutscene."

After watching that I watched the abridged PS4 announcement. Holy shit, it's like night and day. Still just as funny, though.

To be completely honest, I think the PS4 Abridged is the funnier of the two (It's a shame they didn't make a WiiU one). However, the Xbox One One is still funny.

OT:

Oh that GIF is funny. Well done. The Wii U is a fucking lamppost.

 

[xPixelatedx]

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Oh god.... this is, this is amazing. I have never wanted to laugh and cry so much at the same time. The worst part? I think those were a lot of my real life expressions when I was watching the Xbox conference and then reading up on the used game stuff, etc.

 

[Andy Shandy]

My personal favourite so far is the Call of Duty Dog Twitter (CollarDuty) [https://twitter.com/CollarDuty]

[Tweet t=https://twitter.com/CollarDuty/status/336957260930629632]

[Tweet t=https://twitter.com/CollarDuty/status/336932755382337536]

[Tweet t=https://twitter.com/CollarDuty/status/336971827719049216]

And so on.

 

[KarmaTheAlligator]

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My personal favourite so far is the Call of Duty Dog Twitter (CollarDuty) [https://twitter.com/CollarDuty]

[Tweet t=https://twitter.com/CollarDuty/status/336957260930629632]

[Tweet t=https://twitter.com/CollarDuty/status/336932755382337536]

[Tweet t=https://twitter.com/CollarDuty/status/336971827719049216]

And so on.

Are those official? Because all they do is make me want to laugh at how bad the idea is.

 

[Andy Shandy]

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My personal favourite so far is the Call of Duty Dog Twitter (CollarDuty) [https://twitter.com/CollarDuty]

[Tweet t=https://twitter.com/CollarDuty/status/336957260930629632]

[Tweet t=https://twitter.com/CollarDuty/status/336932755382337536]

[Tweet t=https://twitter.com/CollarDuty/status/336971827719049216]

And so on.

Are those official? Because all they do is make me want to laugh at how bad the idea is.

Nah, I'm pretty much positive that it is just a parody account that somebody made as soon as they saw the dog. Does make me chuckle though.

 

[Sooint]

I don't particularly care about the Xbox One, but this line had me in stitches.

 

[KarmaTheAlligator]

Spoiler

My personal favourite so far is the Call of Duty Dog Twitter (CollarDuty) [https://twitter.com/CollarDuty]

[Tweet t=https://twitter.com/CollarDuty/status/336957260930629632]

[Tweet t=https://twitter.com/CollarDuty/status/336932755382337536]

[Tweet t=https://twitter.com/CollarDuty/status/336971827719049216]

And so on.

Are those official? Because all they do is make me want to laugh at how bad the idea is.

Nah, I'm pretty much positive that it is just a parody account that somebody made as soon as they saw the dog. Does make me chuckle though.

I certainly hope so, because otherwise there really isn't much hope left for MS' sanity.

 

[uchytjes]

I don't particularly care about the Xbox One, but this line had me in stitches.

YES! WE CAN FINALLY HAVE A PROPER "make a 180" JOKE WITHOUT PEOPLE MESSING UP AND SAYING 360!

 

[WouldYouKindly]

I've got a joke. New Xbox, named after the number of units it will sell.

Yeah, every 360 gamer I know is all kinds of pissed off at this shit. If they intend to stick to this plan, I don't foresee a good outcome for Microsoft.

 

[lRookiel]

This is the best thread I've ever seen.

Laughing for about 5 minutes now and still giggling.

 

[TomWiley]

 

[uchytjes]

Yep. From now on my favorite joke from the whole reveal is "dogs". Also, Xbone seems rather fitting now since its a console made for dogs.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

A friend I know through facebook (...ok, he owns a store a couple of states west of me) posted a few things and I think I'll share:

Don't like the N64? I've got you covered:

The best part is how the PS2 one doesn't even cover Playstation One games. I think that's just the number of US-released titles.

Finally the obvious one:

 

[Subscriptism]

My personal favourite so far is the Call of Duty Dog Twitter (CollarDuty) [https://twitter.com/CollarDuty]


And so on.

"Muzzle off, going loud."

My sides, they hurt so bad.

 

[Froggy Slayer]

I don't particularly care about the Xbox One, but this line had me in stitches.

Hey, I came up with that during the announcement!