Predict the Ending of MW3
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After an extreme longing and pube-rippinly difficult mission a "random" betrayal by the person you knew would betray you for the second they spoke happens and you and all the other protagonists die horribly from a bazillion bullets trying to occupy the area you all currently occupying. You will then watch 50 nukes hit each and every state of the US simultaneously.
Then the screen will suddenly go black with the words "critical failure" slowly fading in.
IW when also have "Ha ha you suck balls and thanks for the $$$ kthxbai, -Infinity Ward" in a smaller print right below it.
And below that in an even smaller print will be "P.S. Y'all complain to much so we made the nuke a 3-kill streak lololololololololol."
Then the screen will suddenly go black with the words "critical failure" slowly fading in.
IW when also have "Ha ha you suck balls and thanks for the $$$ kthxbai, -Infinity Ward" in a smaller print right below it.
And below that in an even smaller print will be "P.S. Y'all complain to much so we made the nuke a 3-kill streak lololololololololol."
You fight more Russians. More terrorists. A few marines loyal to Shephard. At the end you attempt to set off Price's top secret doomsday world-spanning EMP weapon to fry all electronics and stop anyone from setting off nukes but the uruk-hai berserker from LOTR: The Two Towers kamikazes into the wide open, unprotected core you forgot to protect. Then while the entire facility comes down around your ears you have to help Price, who broke his leg from falling debris, hobble out to safety. Price kicks ass with a derringer and his throwing knives making you feel like a pansy because all you can do is shield-bash with your riot shield. Just as you get out the facility explodes from all the dynamite and C4 that are wired to trip when a subpar plotline is detected. Makarov is cackling as he stands in the flatbed of jeep driving away. You quick-time an absolutely epic pebble throw to crack his skull and send him tumbling out the back. You go back with Price to D.C. for the kegger of the century but after you leave the screen it pans back to Makarov's supine body. His eyes flare open. To Be Continued...
Price and Makarov get into a duel, realise they can't kill each other with petty guns. They bust out swords and battle it out until Price decapitates Makarov and lightning starts flying everywhere, Price is repeatedly electrocuted and mangasms throughout.
so, in other otherwords. MW3 becomes awesome because it turns into Highlander.
so, in other otherwords. MW3 becomes awesome because it turns into Highlander.
Well, not exactly.ProfessorLayton said:
In the end of MW2, you do get to shoot a ton of americans.
The ending?
Simple:
RAMIREZ, take this toenail clipper and save the world!
Now, IF there's ever gonna be a MW3, with all the lawseuit things going about, it will probably end with a lot of dead pro- and antagonists. The fate of the world itself will be dubious, something, I don't know, Watchmen style. A 'good' ending, but morally unjustified. With an 'open' feel to it.
Simple:
RAMIREZ, take this toenail clipper and save the world!
Now, IF there's ever gonna be a MW3, with all the lawseuit things going about, it will probably end with a lot of dead pro- and antagonists. The fate of the world itself will be dubious, something, I don't know, Watchmen style. A 'good' ending, but morally unjustified. With an 'open' feel to it.
Price and Soap save the world in some crazy over the top way, causing Price to die dramatically and Soap to live on as a legend. Ramirez does some cool semi relevant shit in Russia.
Haha, I was just thinking this.madbird-valiant said:
Or possibly it ends with a last minute moment of Price awesomeness where he comes back (after you think he's dead) and knocks the big bad off a cliff while throwing you (Soap) the evidence to clear both your names.
I'll go one better and tell you what I think the entire plot of MW3 will be:
When Nikolai says "Da, I know a place" at the end of MW2, he takes you to a safehouse in Chernobyl (because that would be totally awesome) which is ambushed by Russian soldiers. Soap and Price are captured alive. Meanwhile, Ramirez is part of an invasion of Russia. Soap and Price escape, there is a voice over on a loading screen consisting of Price saying "We were betrayed, there's no way the Russian Army would notice us fly a helicopter into the Chernobyl exclusion zone they were guarding" They conclude it was Nikolai and begin to hunt him down. Ramirez meanwhile is part of an attack on Moscow. Rangers campaign ends with a nuke going off, killing everyone, except for Ramirez who was hiding in a refrigerator. Soap and Price hunt down Nikolai. Soap gets shot and wounded by Nikolai, Price is dead, again. Nikolai stands over you slowly loading a pistol and monologuing that he was a KGB agent all along and only helped you throughout the campaign of COD 4 and MW2 to gain your trust and to deliver Price to the KGB alive. Price sneezes, Nikolai turns and Soap shoots him in the back.
Meanwhile Makarov escapes again.
The End.
A year later Infinity Ward churns out another MW and the cycle continues.
When Nikolai says "Da, I know a place" at the end of MW2, he takes you to a safehouse in Chernobyl (because that would be totally awesome) which is ambushed by Russian soldiers. Soap and Price are captured alive. Meanwhile, Ramirez is part of an invasion of Russia. Soap and Price escape, there is a voice over on a loading screen consisting of Price saying "We were betrayed, there's no way the Russian Army would notice us fly a helicopter into the Chernobyl exclusion zone they were guarding" They conclude it was Nikolai and begin to hunt him down. Ramirez meanwhile is part of an attack on Moscow. Rangers campaign ends with a nuke going off, killing everyone, except for Ramirez who was hiding in a refrigerator. Soap and Price hunt down Nikolai. Soap gets shot and wounded by Nikolai, Price is dead, again. Nikolai stands over you slowly loading a pistol and monologuing that he was a KGB agent all along and only helped you throughout the campaign of COD 4 and MW2 to gain your trust and to deliver Price to the KGB alive. Price sneezes, Nikolai turns and Soap shoots him in the back.
Meanwhile Makarov escapes again.
The End.
A year later Infinity Ward churns out another MW and the cycle continues.
Another nuke, a smaller nuke at a launch pad in the middle of Russia (the Americans captured Moscow already). Soap and Price rigged explosions on it already and go to a safe distance away from the nuke to detonate it. Another chase scene, they go to some building next to a radio antenna on top of a hill 2 miles away from the launch pad. They enter the building to escape a helicopter loaded with missiles. Building collapses, Soap (controlled by the player) crawls out of the rubble, finds the detonator, triggers the bomb, and what happens next are some lovely 4th of July fireworks.
As the mushroom cloud lingers, a gun clicks. Soap turns around to see Makarov with a loaded gun. Before he fires, he is shot at the back of the head by Captain Price. They live, some American helicopters come by to pick them up, possibly with Dunn and Ramirez (Foley's dead).
As the mushroom cloud lingers, a gun clicks. Soap turns around to see Makarov with a loaded gun. Before he fires, he is shot at the back of the head by Captain Price. They live, some American helicopters come by to pick them up, possibly with Dunn and Ramirez (Foley's dead).
Everyone puts aside their differences and come together as a peaceful planet! and then a nuke goes off