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Souplex

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Random argument man said:
Souplex said:
RedPandaMan said:
Umm, head to the ocean. Robots will get zapped by water!
They already have undersea robots; Top of the line K.I.L.L.A.M.A.J.I.G. model robots would probably be capable of surviving water.
Create a zombie infestation to fight the robots then?
A zombies only goal is to consume the flesh of the living. A killbots only goal is to kill all humans. Having both out just means more trouble for humanity.
 

The_Ghost_Ninja

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Wardog13 said:
Trivun said:
"Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I simply sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down."

"Yeah... still, we can always build more killbots!"

Cookie for reference.
I am guessing Futurama
Futurama, Zapp Brannigan, Umm The episode where they 1st Meet him. during Supper... Did I win?
 

Akai Shizuku

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I would side with them, if they let me. If they didn't, I'd learn how to make IEDs. Then make a lot of them.
 

Souplex

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Nitpicker of the Wastes said:
Stephen Colbert's I Am America, And So Can You! has the perfect answer.

1. Find the nearest death robot.
2. Get it's attention.
3. Get shot.
4. While dying, tell it to upload a message to its hive-mind.
5. The message is:

The next sentence is true.

The previous sentence is false.

6. Die.
7. The hive-mind will process a logic error and explode.
8. All the robots shut down.
9. Rejoice! You have saved humanity!
An advanced enough AI would react to a logical paradox the same way we would.
 

Random Argument Man

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Souplex said:
Random argument man said:
Souplex said:
RedPandaMan said:
Umm, head to the ocean. Robots will get zapped by water!
They already have undersea robots; Top of the line K.I.L.L.A.M.A.J.I.G. model robots would probably be capable of surviving water.
Create a zombie infestation to fight the robots then?
A zombies only goal is to consume the flesh of the living. A killbots only goal is to kill all humans. Having both out just means more trouble for humanity.
Well, my only good solution is to get Bruce Campbell to look into the matter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLQiTuTFF6I

(I just saw the Evil Dead trilogy for the first time this weekend. It was awesome).
 
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Souplex said:
Nitpicker of the Wastes said:
Stephen Colbert's I Am America, And So Can You! has the perfect answer.

1. Find the nearest death robot.
2. Get it's attention.
3. Get shot.
4. While dying, tell it to upload a message to its hive-mind.
5. The message is:

The next sentence is true.

The previous sentence is false.

6. Die.
7. The hive-mind will process a logic error and explode.
8. All the robots shut down.
9. Rejoice! You have saved humanity!
An advanced enough AI would react to a logical paradox the same way we would.
Well, then it would realise that slaughtering humanity would be a waste of resources, wouldn't it? :p
 

HE Starwind

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lacktheknack said:
HE Starwind said:
I'd pretend to be a robot, I can speak binary.

Don't question me! D:
Say that again in binary.
110010010011000111010010010001110101010011100100101100100101000101010101000011101110010101.

Happy? Although I'm pretty sure I keep getting mixed up on my past and present tense.
 

Souplex

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Nitpicker of the Wastes said:
Souplex said:
Nitpicker of the Wastes said:
Stephen Colbert's I Am America, And So Can You! has the perfect answer.

1. Find the nearest death robot.
2. Get it's attention.
3. Get shot.
4. While dying, tell it to upload a message to its hive-mind.
5. The message is:

The next sentence is true.

The previous sentence is false.

6. Die.
7. The hive-mind will process a logic error and explode.
8. All the robots shut down.
9. Rejoice! You have saved humanity!
An advanced enough AI would react to a logical paradox the same way we would.
Well, then it would realise that slaughtering humanity would be a waste of resources, wouldn't it? :p
It would also realize that humanities existence is a far greater problem than whatever resources would be consumed by destroying them.
 

Kamikazi1231

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I have no idea how to survive something like that. At least zombies are mindless and can be fooled and avoided by staying quiet and keeping lights out. Robots though... intelligent, motion sensing, heat sensing, killing automatons. I guess all we can do is pray our wiliness is better then their superior industrial skills and lack of a need for sleep.
 

dalek sec

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HE Starwind said:
lacktheknack said:
HE Starwind said:
I'd pretend to be a robot, I can speak binary.

Don't question me! D:
Say that again in binary.
110010010011000111010010010001110101010011100100101100100101000101010101000011101110010101.

Happy? Although I'm pretty sure I keep getting mixed up on my past and present tense.
Is that real or did you just make that up?
 

Souplex

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dalek sec said:
I for one welcome our new Cylon Overlords!
A Killbots main goal is to destroy all organics; if you try and join them they will grind your organs into a nice lubricant/coolant.
 

dalek sec

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Souplex said:
dalek sec said:
I for one welcome our new Cylon Overlords!
A Killbots main goal is to destroy all organics; if you try and join them they will grind your organs into a nice lubricant/coolant.
Henece why I said "Cylon", not those silly killbots.
 

Veacane

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I would send wave after wave of soldiers at the rampaging kill-bots until they reached there pre-set kill limit and shut down.
 

Dorian

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I'll flee into the wilderness, where humans have done virtually nothing. From there I would begin rebuilding my life in a treehouse/cave/whatever.

After enough time of the robots grinding on the power supplies we left behind, I shall return to the powered-down cities of our kind, and begin rebuilding.
 

lacktheknack

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HE Starwind said:
lacktheknack said:
HE Starwind said:
I'd pretend to be a robot, I can speak binary.

Don't question me! D:
Say that again in binary.
110010010011000111010010010001110101010011100100101100100101000101010101000011101110010101.

Happy? Although I'm pretty sure I keep getting mixed up on my past and present tense.
No, you're good, except you keep swapping "Q" and "R".