Presenting the killbot 5000!

[RedPandaMan]

Umm, head to the ocean. Robots will get zapped by water!

They already have undersea robots; Top of the line K.I.L.L.A.M.A.J.I.G. model robots would probably be capable of surviving water.

Create a zombie infestation to fight the robots then?

Hmm, good point.

In that case, I for one welcome our new robot overlords.

 

[loppopoo]

Logical paradox.

 

[Veacane]

I have a question, what kind of robots?
Mass Effect robots with the ever expanding AI hive mind?
Traditional paradox prone robots?
Those crazy kooky Star Wars robots who are really more like people than robots?
Androids?
Robots who don't relize there robots?
Dog-Bots?
Transformers?
Sexy Robots?

P.S. I hope it's sexy robots.

 

[p3t3r]

well um robots would be harder then zombies because zombies are at least people and people can beat people

but for the robots i would get guns lots of guns. and see if water /electric charges worked good too

 

[Mrsoupcup]

Patricks Robot uprising Survival kit: A custum made super magnet, A disk laucher full of windowds vista CDs and finally a Super soaker. (Also, RUN TO THE HILLS!!!)

 

[Carbonel]

I would break out Metabee. Ten points if you get the reference!

 

[Veacane]

Medabots!
10 POINTS!

 

[0p3rati0n]

Stephen Colbert's I Am America, And So Can You! has the perfect answer.

1. Find the nearest death robot.
2. Get it's attention.
3. Get shot.
4. While dying, tell it to upload a message to its hive-mind.
5. The message is:

The next sentence is true.

The previous sentence is false.

6. Die.
7. The hive-mind will process a logic error and explode.
8. All the robots shut down.
9. Rejoice! You have saved humanity!

or instead of dying you just send the damn message. Oh here's a good one to send as well.

"this sentence is a lie!'

It's funny how it just a statement claiming that it's a lie. XD

 

[Kriptonite]

Anyone who had read the Pendragon series knows what 4foot long electrical staffs I would be using. Providing I live in a fantasy world. In reality I would try to get all my close by friends to ban together and create a robot killing squad.

 

[Souplex]

Anyone who had read the Pendragon series knows what 4foot long electrical staffs I would be using. Providing I live in a fantasy world. In reality I would try to get all my close by friends to ban together and create a robot killing squad.

And how would this robot killing squad go about killing robots?

 

[Rensenhito]

I'd find the nearest thing that launches explosives.
And as a backup weapon, I'd find some kind of pole-mace.

 

[Kriptonite]

Anyone who had read the Pendragon series knows what 4foot long electrical staffs I would be using. Providing I live in a fantasy world. In reality I would try to get all my close by friends to ban together and create a robot killing squad.

And how would this robot killing squad go about killing robots?

Being that the term 'robot' could mean anything electronic since there are no defined 'rules' here, anything small enough we crush. Anything bigger(obviously not building size) we would gang up on and beat to death/broken-ness...

 

[LeonLethality]

FISTS..... with gloves that send electical pulses to short circuit them >.>

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

*automated womans voice* "Activating EMP" (pronounced EMP, not E.M.P), cookie for the awsome reference.

Oh, well since i can't do that, i'd wait till the world rains and then just elecracute everyone.

 

[Souplex]

Those of you who want to know what kinds of killbots you will be up against, there will probably be multiple models of killbot such as scouts, and warbots. http://www.nuklearpower.com/warbot/

 

[Deleric]

Stephen Colbert's I Am America, And So Can You! has the perfect answer.

1. Find the nearest death robot.
2. Get it's attention.
3. Get shot.
4. While dying, tell it to upload a message to its hive-mind.
5. The message is:

The next sentence is true.

The previous sentence is false.

6. Die.
7. The hive-mind will process a logic error and explode.
8. All the robots shut down.
9. Rejoice! You have saved humanity!

I'd probably do that, but, you know, with less sacrificing.

 

[Shock and Awe]

010000010110110001101100
010110010110111101110101
01100110011101010110001101101011011010010110111001100111
011100100110111101100010011011110111010001110011
011000110110000101101110
01110011011101010110001101101011
0110110101111001
01101111011100100110011101100001011011100110100101100011
01100100011010010110001101101011

Thats what I would say to them, and yes that is real code, each line is a word.

 

[T3h Camp3r T3rr0r1st]

Mmmmmmmm.....Are they water-proof?

I doubt they are shit-proof Give me 20 mins and some toilet paper

 

[Fightgarr]

The Matrix was a pretty cool take on this concept. I thought The Animatrix did a really good job looking at that aspect of it.

In terms of surviving a robot uprising? Well the robots are a lot more of an intelligent adversary than the zombie. The zombie is so popular because they're incapable of using tools. The thing is, why do the robots want to rise up? Zombies are a mindless mass. They've taken over because that's the sole purpose of zombies. The virus, or biting each other or what-have-you have spread to ludicrous degrees and you as the last non-zombie people must get to a safe place to live. With robots they can have directives, but what would they be? Why do they want to create society? Because its better? I don't get it.

To be honest, my favorite one of these world domination by one race things has been the one depicted in Reign of Fire but I guess that could just be because I love dragons.