Prince says "the internet is dead"

[Jaywebbs]

Holy S*** Prince is still alive?

I think prince is more of a fad then the internet.

And no, that is not a typo, I refuse to capitalize his name.

 

[Caligula_II]

Yeah, because Prince is totally relevant.

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

I say the internet is not dead. And I know what I'm talking about because I'm a WHALE BIOLOGIST!

I concur! Marine Mammologists of the world unite!

Actually, I'm in sales, and I sell broadband internet service, so take that for what you will.

 

[mjfisher]

prince is still alive??? :0

 

[mornal]

In related news, earlier today Prince was seen shouting at school children to, quote, "Get off my lawn"

 

[thahat]

A: who the fuck is prince?
B: he's got a point in itunes, itunes sucks
C: he is though, dead wrong about digital distribution/the internet
D: a head full of numbers IS good for you, its just not good for the people around you XD

Woah! Woah! Back up! Did you just say 'who the fuck is Price?!'
Prince! Y'know, the musician/singer/songwriter? No?
How about this, then...
Dammit, was trying to find this kick-ass demotivational poster I saw on Cracked that said "In everything you do, be more like Prince'. But I can't find it
Anyway, seriously? You've never heard of Prince?

nope, never, he's famous from where your from XD?

 

[Snor]

A: who the fuck is prince?
B: he's got a point in itunes, itunes sucks
C: he is though, dead wrong about digital distribution/the internet
D: a head full of numbers IS good for you, its just not good for the people around you XD

Woah! Woah! Back up! Did you just say 'who the fuck is Price?!'
Prince! Y'know, the musician/singer/songwriter? No?
How about this, then...
Dammit, was trying to find this kick-ass demotivational poster I saw on Cracked that said "In everything you do, be more like Prince'. But I can't find it
Anyway, seriously? You've never heard of Prince?

nope, never, he's famous from where your from XD?

no you degenerate cultural barbarian he is famous here too!
*smacks*

in all seriousness i know who he is but: /dont care hes old not interesting

 

[Fetzenfisch]

Sorry guys, i'm from the internet. THe internet King heard what Prince said, so he will delete it tomorrow. was fun with you , still could send us mail or have conventions right?

 

[okiness]

If I could even bring a face to mind when I thought of the name I might snort and go good one, but I'm too busy scratching my head in confusion.

 

[Andantil]

Woooooooooooow.
Prince's ignorance astounds.

 

[quantumsaint]

 

[soilent]

What the fuck does Prince know about anything?

He is a Jehovah's Witness, he knows his shit.

 

[Your Nightmare]

I LOL'd



Also, the amount of errors in that article makes me sick..

 

[RJ Dalton]

This is the point where I'd ask who the hell Prince is, if I didn't have the misfortune of knowing. *shudders*

The internet may have a lot of garbage on it, but it's still one of the most useful tools I've ever come across. Prince has just stuck his head up his ass. Without taking off his pants first.

 

[SmilingKitsune]

The term Kettle calling the pot black springs to mind.

 

[Moriarty70]

It's 3AM, in Milwaukee, and Prince calls, he wants a camel.

The story that quote was taken from says it all.

 

[Decy19]

well since the all mighty prince is the greatest royalty the world has ever known who wants to come and burn all the computers in the world with me?

In all reality prince needs to learn how to use it so he can see how amazing it is...then we send him a virus.

 

[MGlBlaze]

I'd like to know what backwards stagnated rock this guy is living under.

The term Kettle calling the pot black springs to mind.

Actually I think it might be "Pot calling the kettle black" /pedantic
They mean the same thing in the end though, so what way around it is doesn't really matter too much.

 

[dragontiers]

Really not much to say here, as Prince really has no authority on the subject of the internet. It's not like Bill Gates or Steve Jobs saying the internet is outdated (though that would be high-larious).

I'd like to know what backwards stagnated rock this guy is living under.

His own music (ba-dum-tish)

Awesome pic. I think it sums up the situation nicely.

 

[BGH122]

how can the internet be obsolete?!?!How can it be a fad!??!
The internet is the future, connecting everyone to everyone and everything. bah! let the old man complain about the kids on the lawn

Bah! You blithering idiot, you wretched cur! I curse you for a fool!

Not only is the internet obsolete, so is the future! So is connecting everyone and everything! So is knowledge and hope and dreams! Life itself is obsolete! We are obsolescence.

The Prince hath declared it so.